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A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
Get the Shit around itmug. "I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"
by k80theshade October 31, 2023
Get the Alabaster Refusemug. n. cross between "utter" and "blab/blubber/bluster" and such. Meant to convey a sense of poorly chosen words spoken in passion.
Bernie: She said what she heard wouldn't be hearsay. She looked it up. We were arguing, so it would qualify as an excited blutterance.
Alan Shore: Blutterance isn't even a word, much less a defense! You murdered someone over a fake word!
-Alan Shore (James Spader) Boston Legal
Alan Shore: Blutterance isn't even a word, much less a defense! You murdered someone over a fake word!
-Alan Shore (James Spader) Boston Legal
by k80theshade March 3, 2009
Get the blutterancemug. Wayne: This game is *so* messed up; it's like they tried to find the best-looking way to make a terrible product."
K80: Most definitely ignofucktardulous programing.
K80: Most definitely ignofucktardulous programing.
by k80theshade April 15, 2024
Get the Ignofucktardulousmug. The act of being wrong - very hard - about something usually of interest to those lacking any sophistication whatsoever in trade for money or muscle.
Esp. When coming from a place of privilege.
Esp. When coming from a place of privilege.
Alyssa:
Watching tech bros drop incredibly myopic and unironically condescending takes and then repeatedly double-down rather than admit they were wrong ought to be a sport.
What should we name it?
Katie: Broasting!
Watching tech bros drop incredibly myopic and unironically condescending takes and then repeatedly double-down rather than admit they were wrong ought to be a sport.
What should we name it?
Katie: Broasting!
by k80theshade October 24, 2022
Get the Broastingmug. n. Masculine equivalent of, "Basic Bitch."
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Julie: Oh, look at Brad; he's such a brunk.
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
by k80theshade February 25, 2017
Get the Brunkmug. n. A propane-powered outdoor heater using a distinctive reflector which gives it its name. The reflector directs most of the infrared energy produced by the small element outward and down, effectively warming a large area in a very efficient way.
KATIE: A Mushroom of Warm is a much more effective outdoor heater than a campfire.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.
by k80theshade May 2, 2021
Get the Mushroom of Warmmug.