Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
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Perfect Phonecall

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.
"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
by k80theshade November 17, 2019
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Shit around it

A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"

Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
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Brunk

n. Masculine equivalent of, "Basic Bitch."
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Julie: Oh, look at Brad; he's such a brunk.
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
by k80theshade February 25, 2017
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Broasting

The act of being wrong - very hard - about something usually of interest to those lacking any sophistication whatsoever in trade for money or muscle.
Esp. When coming from a place of privilege.
Alyssa:
Watching tech bros drop incredibly myopic and unironically condescending takes and then repeatedly double-down rather than admit they were wrong ought to be a sport.
What should we name it?

Katie: Broasting!
by k80theshade October 24, 2022
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Ignofucktardulous

Spectacularly idiotic; of or pertaining to a stylishly fucked-up person, place, thing, or Idea.
Wayne: This game is *so* messed up; it's like they tried to find the best-looking way to make a terrible product."

K80: Most definitely ignofucktardulous programing.
by k80theshade April 15, 2024
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A-Pose Gliding

This is when an NPC in a videogame is bound to a moving key while the animation for the movement has hung, creating the impression that the NPC is smoothly gliding across the ground while otherwise motionless.
Producer: So, bugs for today include random A-Pose Gliding on the forest map.
by k80theshade April 17, 2023
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