k80theshade's definitions

Brunk

n. Masculine equivalent of, "Basic Bitch."
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.

Julie: Oh, look at Brad; he's such a brunk.
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!

by k80theshade February 25, 2017

Alabaster Refuse

n. - proper - The type of garbage you see all the time on daytime television.

"I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"

by k80theshade October 31, 2023

Mushroom of Warm

n. A propane-powered outdoor heater using a distinctive reflector which gives it its name. The reflector directs most of the infrared energy produced by the small element outward and down, effectively warming a large area in a very efficient way.

KATIE: A Mushroom of Warm is a much more effective outdoor heater than a campfire.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.

by k80theshade May 2, 2021

blutterance

n. cross between "utter" and "blab/blubber/bluster" and such. Meant to convey a sense of poorly chosen words spoken in passion.

Bernie: She said what she heard wouldn't be hearsay. She looked it up. We were arguing, so it would qualify as an excited blutterance.
Alan Shore: Blutterance isn't even a word, much less a defense! You murdered someone over a fake word!

-Alan Shore (James Spader) Boston Legal

by k80theshade March 3, 2009

Arguee

v. -t A portmanteau of "argue" and "agree."
pt. - Argueeing

When someone vehemently agrees with you without realizing it.

I said; "2+3=5."
They said, "WRONG!!!; 3+2=5"

I said; "You're right, thanks for argueeing with me."

by k80theshade September 25, 2023

Decrapitude

n. int. Portmanteau of "decrepit" and "crap." Used to indicate a general state of malaise experienced by the direct object of the phrase as used. us. associated with aging.

"Feeling in a general state of decrapitude from Covid and being 32, Katie slept for much of the week."

by k80theshade November 2, 2021

Buddy Guild

n. A guild in any one of various online games which exists solely to aid the guild leader and their IRL friends to progress in the game. Often there are limited or no advancement opportunities for anyone in the guild who is not acquainted with the guild leader in real life.

KATIE: I hope this doesn't turn out to be a Buddy Guild.
WAYNE: Nah; people promote pretty regularly, and there are plenty of opportunities for new members.

by k80theshade June 9, 2024