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n. A guild in any one of various online games which exists solely to aid the guild leader and their IRL friends to progress in the game. Often there are limited or no advancement opportunities for anyone in the guild who is not acquainted with the guild leader in real life.
KATIE: I hope this doesn't turn out to be a Buddy Guild.
WAYNE: Nah; people promote pretty regularly, and there are plenty of opportunities for new members.
WAYNE: Nah; people promote pretty regularly, and there are plenty of opportunities for new members.
by k80theshade June 9, 2024
Get the Buddy Guild mug.n. int. Portmanteau of "decrepit" and "crap." Used to indicate a general state of malaise experienced by the direct object of the phrase as used. us. associated with aging.
"Feeling in a general state of decrapitude from Covid and being 32, Katie slept for much of the week."
by k80theshade November 2, 2021
Get the Decrapitude mug.n. Portmanteau of, "Oligarchy, Plutocracy and Corporatocracy."
A once unique form of government, first existing only in the dreams of a few very wealthy and powerful oligarchs, but has since become the Standard Model of Society.
Is now seen more popularly as a truthful description of some social structures.
A once unique form of government, first existing only in the dreams of a few very wealthy and powerful oligarchs, but has since become the Standard Model of Society.
Is now seen more popularly as a truthful description of some social structures.
Katie: "We live in a Democratic Republic.
Wayne: "No; we live in an oligarplutocorporatocracy: Rule by the few wealthy aristocrats of the many via a supposedly Democratic corporatist government."
Wayne: "No; we live in an oligarplutocorporatocracy: Rule by the few wealthy aristocrats of the many via a supposedly Democratic corporatist government."
by k80theshade October 6, 2016
Get the Oligarplutocorporatocracy mug."I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"
by k80theshade October 31, 2023
Get the Alabaster Refuse mug.n. Masculine equivalent of, "Basic Bitch."
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Julie: Oh, look at Brad; he's such a brunk.
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
by k80theshade February 25, 2017
Get the Brunk mug.The act of being wrong - very hard - about something usually of interest to those lacking any sophistication whatsoever in trade for money or muscle.
Esp. When coming from a place of privilege.
Esp. When coming from a place of privilege.
Alyssa:
Watching tech bros drop incredibly myopic and unironically condescending takes and then repeatedly double-down rather than admit they were wrong ought to be a sport.
What should we name it?
Katie: Broasting!
Watching tech bros drop incredibly myopic and unironically condescending takes and then repeatedly double-down rather than admit they were wrong ought to be a sport.
What should we name it?
Katie: Broasting!
by k80theshade October 24, 2022
Get the Broasting mug.Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
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