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A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
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Get the Shit around it mug."I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"
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Get the Alabaster Refuse mug.n. Masculine equivalent of, "Basic Bitch."
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Julie: Oh, look at Brad; he's such a brunk.
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
by k80theshade February 25, 2017
Get the Brunk mug.Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
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Get the Ignoriance of the weed mug.n. Portmanteau of, "Oligarchy, Plutocracy and Corporatocracy."
A once unique form of government, first existing only in the dreams of a few very wealthy and powerful oligarchs, but has since become the Standard Model of Society.
Is now seen more popularly as a truthful description of some social structures.
A once unique form of government, first existing only in the dreams of a few very wealthy and powerful oligarchs, but has since become the Standard Model of Society.
Is now seen more popularly as a truthful description of some social structures.
Katie: "We live in a Democratic Republic.
Wayne: "No; we live in an oligarplutocorporatocracy: Rule by the few wealthy aristocrats of the many via a supposedly Democratic corporatist government."
Wayne: "No; we live in an oligarplutocorporatocracy: Rule by the few wealthy aristocrats of the many via a supposedly Democratic corporatist government."
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Get the Oligarplutocorporatocracy mug."Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
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Get the Perfect Phonecall mug.n. int. Portmanteau of "decrepit" and "crap." Used to indicate a general state of malaise experienced by the direct object of the phrase as used. us. associated with aging.
"Feeling in a general state of decrapitude from Covid and being 32, Katie slept for much of the week."
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