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Definitions by k80theshade

Schrödinger's Douchebag 

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.

Shit around it 

A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"

Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
Shit around it by k80theshade February 18, 2025

Ignoriance of the weed 

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

Buddy Guild 

n. A guild in any one of various online games which exists solely to aid the guild leader and their IRL friends to progress in the game. Often there are limited or no advancement opportunities for anyone in the guild who is not acquainted with the guild leader in real life.
KATIE: I hope this doesn't turn out to be a Buddy Guild.
WAYNE: Nah; people promote pretty regularly, and there are plenty of opportunities for new members.
Buddy Guild by k80theshade June 9, 2024

Ignofucktardulous 

Spectacularly idiotic; of or pertaining to a stylishly fucked-up person, place, thing, or Idea.
Wayne: This game is *so* messed up; it's like they tried to find the best-looking way to make a terrible product."

K80: Most definitely ignofucktardulous programing.

Alabaster Refuse 

n. - proper - The type of garbage you see all the time on daytime television.
"I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"
Alabaster Refuse by k80theshade October 31, 2023
v. -t A portmanteau of "argue" and "agree."
pt. - Argueeing

When someone vehemently agrees with you without realizing it.
I said; "2+3=5."
They said, "WRONG!!!; 3+2=5"

I said; "You're right, thanks for argueeing with me."
Arguee by k80theshade September 25, 2023