Phoneclaw 

The act of using a White Claw Spiked Seltzer as a telephone to reach your nearest White Claw neighbor at any function. The phoneclaw can only be made with a White Claw beverage. Be careful, as you may begin a conference claw.

Sorry I can't speak with you right now, I'm currently tied up in a very important phoneclaw.

Phoneclaw by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

phonecam

to use a camera-equipped cellphone to photograph or record a video of something.

"Did you see that shit!?"
"Yeah, I totally phonecam'd the whole thing."

phonecam by KKSBK August 14, 2008

phonecia 

A nice woman, gorgeous

Wow Phonecia ur gorgeous.

phonecia by yayo4evr December 20, 2016

Pineclaw

A silly fellow based from Pine Martens and possessed by Caller's Agony Spirit.

He loves pretzels, cats, and being a hindrance to you during your shifts at the establishment.

"Don't let Pineclaw on the family computer again, He's going to leak the confidential files!

Pineclaw by iGlacier September 4, 2023

jewish phonecall 

The act of dialling a number, allowing it to ring for just long enough for the person to get their phone in their hand, and then hanging up, forcing them to have to call you back and spend their own money/credit on the call.

"Yeah if you want me, just give me a Jewish phonecall and I'll get you back."

"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."

jewish phonecall by ColBoyAsh December 23, 2006

phonecrastinate 

To put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number.

I hate phone solicitation...so much so in fact, that phonecrastination is a way of life for me now.

phonecrastinate by DrWatson September 10, 2005

phoneslap 

The act of taking a flip-phone and flipping the top part on someones face, slapping them.

Ouch! Why did you just phoneslap me?

phoneslap by Krystennnnnnnn June 9, 2008