phoneslap 

The act of taking a flip-phone and flipping the top part on someones face, slapping them.

Ouch! Why did you just phoneslap me?

phoneslap by Krystennnnnnnn June 9, 2008

phobelape 

A "phobelape" is an individual or person that has the habit of constantly using their cell phone (pho), all the time, mostly using text messaging. This individual also likes to lay in bed ( be ) with a laptop on their lap ( lape ). This word can either be a noun or a verb.

My son is a phobelape, he is always texting on his phone while lying in bed. ( noun )

Please stop phobelapping, it is annoying me. ( verb )

phobelape by duke pelmo March 23, 2008

Phoneclaw 

The act of using a White Claw Spiked Seltzer as a telephone to reach your nearest White Claw neighbor at any function. The phoneclaw can only be made with a White Claw beverage. Be careful, as you may begin a conference claw.

Sorry I can't speak with you right now, I'm currently tied up in a very important phoneclaw.

Phoneclaw by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

phoneship

a relationship that has not gone past the phone conversation level.

We have to get out of this phoneship and really date.

phoneship by mp3651 March 1, 2010

Phoneaphobia 

People that have a phobia with others touching or using their phone because of contamination. Afraid of contracting germs from other touching their cell phone. Like a germaphobe through cell phone sharing.

Emmalee will not let anybody use her cell phone. She is such a phoneaphobe.

Emmalee has phoneaphobia, she won't let anybody use her phone, for fear she'll get germs.

Phoneaphobia by Baileetwinklesemmajazzy December 11, 2009

Phonesleeping

When two people miss sleeping with each other and, at distance, they stay on the phone whilst sleeping

"Would like to hug you all the night, fancy phonesleeping? "

Phonesleeping by Udphilosopher January 13, 2017

photoslap 

A photoslap occurs when you snag a snapshot photo of someone when they least expect it. It is preferable that the victim (photoslappee) does not expect the photoslap. It is also preferable that you catch them with the strangest, most stupid or ugly look on their face during the photoslap moment. Photoslap can also be used as a verb. Example: "Wow, she got photoslapped!". Now that you know what it is, get out there and get photoslapping!

"Don't take a photo of me when I'm not expecting it. That is a photoslap!"

photoslap by John Smitha November 12, 2008