TheDomFatherr's definitions

Phoneclaw

The act of using a White Claw Spiked Seltzer as a telephone to reach your nearest White Claw neighbor at any function. The phoneclaw can only be made with a White Claw beverage. Be careful, as you may begin a conference claw.

Sorry I can't speak with you right now, I'm currently tied up in a very important phoneclaw.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

Cretsexual

A sexual orientation characterized by the capacity to form attractions to individuals strictly at Seacrets Jamaica USA in Ocean City, MD. Horniness is a determining factor.

I've been horny for 365 days and I might need to go back to Seacrets to figure out if I'm a Cretsexual.

by TheDomFatherr August 10, 2025

Conference Claw

When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.

I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019