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jewish phonecall 

The act of dialling a number, allowing it to ring for just long enough for the person to get their phone in their hand, and then hanging up, forcing them to have to call you back and spend their own money/credit on the call.
"Yeah if you want me, just give me a Jewish phonecall and I'll get you back."

"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."
jewish phonecall by ColBoyAsh December 23, 2006

Perfect Phonecall 

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.
"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
Perfect Phonecall by k80theshade November 17, 2019

Crack Phonecain 

The addiction to your phone. Including, but not limited to; texting, talking, self portraits, and using apps.
My phone is like Crack! Crack Phonecain, that is! I can't stop using!
Crack Phonecain by Amigas March 2, 2013

turkish phonecall 

Paul and Tashina kept me up all night with their damn turkish phonecall. fuckers. ahaha

phonejam 

the combination of earwax, sweat and dirt that builds up around the edges and in the depressions of your mobile phone or its case.
man, I haven't cleaned my case in months, it's almost black with phonejam.
phonejam by dankhaddock January 7, 2012

phonecation 

When you take a vacation from your phone. Generally, it's 2 or more days.
I took a phonecation and now I'm a better person.