instances in which individuals engage in relationship-like activities over vast distances through the medium of the phone, computer or other digital media, generally with individuals that have only met a few times.
The use of sexting and phone sex has vastly improved the longevity of many phonationships world-wide.
Hey, are you still having a phonationship with that dude you met in Cancun last year?
Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)
The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.
The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.
Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that brown gunk on your screen?!
Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.
Turning off or powering down your cell phone for more than a re-boot. Not to be confused with your battery dying. This is a VOLUNTARY reflex. Turning off the cell world and turning on the real.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.