Phoenis 

Pronounced: Fee-Nis
A way of saying penis only its more epic

Gay Fag #1: Look at my large penis
Gay Fag #2: Thats no penis, its a Phoenis!

Phoenis by Memetic Man July 27, 2010

Phoenix Wright

To do a Phoenix Wright is to turn something around; mainly in an argument.

Me: So, did you have a go at him for stealing your girlfriend?
Callum: Yeah, but he "Phoenix Wright"ed me, and now I'm the bad guy.

Me: I was getting whinged at by my parents the other day, but I did a Phoenix Wright. As a result, they apologised and gave me a tenner.

Phoenix Wright by Sublime With Alex August 15, 2014

river phoenix 

Talented actor of the early nineties/late eighties. He died very young of a drug overdose in October, 1993. He was nominated for an Academy Award for his supporting role in Running On Empty. He was also a vegan and an activist for PETA. He received a lot of acclaim for his controversial role in My Own Private Idaho, where he was rumored to have begun his drug abuse.

River Phoenix will be missed for his talent, most of all.

river phoenix by Nikki R. July 5, 2005

River Phoenix 

One of the best young actor of his time. Sure, this guy was EXTREMELY hot, but thats not all there was to him. He was an AMAZING actor. Best films included Stand By Me, My Own Private Idaho and Running on empty, among many others. No doubt, that if he had not died of a drug overdose on October 31, 1993, he would be considered one of the greatest actors of this time, along with the likes of Johnny Depp.

River Phoenix was a truly amazing human being with a heart of gold, who just wanted some privacy in his life, and did not want to be an open book.

River Phoenix by AmyxG August 12, 2005

Phoenix Wright

The iconic defense attorney from the Japanese video game series ''Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney''. He's known for frequently and unnecessarily screaming ''Objection!''.

Judge: Good m-
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!
Judge: But I didn't even-
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!

Phoenix Wright by StrangeMagic March 17, 2013

University of Phoenix

The McDonalds of education.

I got drunk right before the SAT, so I had to attend the University of Phoenix.

University of Phoenix by gmwdim March 18, 2013

Phoenix Riot Shield 

When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.

Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?

Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.

Bill - A cunning maneuver.

Phoenix Riot Shield by Deez Beasley June 16, 2011