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This word is used in the movie Borat in the Kazakhstan anthem. It is unclear whether this word is a mispelling, or is it a real word meaning a statue.
From the movie Borat's anthem of Kazakhstan:

Come grasp the mighty phenis of our leader
From junction with the testes
To tip of its face

The clip shows a guy working out and then a column and then the guy's photo. Does it mean phenis is another word for statue, in this case a statue of the guy in the clip?
phenis by Racko March 8, 2007
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A town on the border of France, Germany, and Luxembourg that just so happens to be spelled very similarly to penis.Therefore ignorant Americans call it penis.
After the race at the Nurbergring I'm going over to Phenis to eat bratwurst , drink wine and speak in both French and German!
Phenis by Wolfgang604 March 27, 2007
the long meat stick that hangs off the testicular area and produces cemen
oh boy i wanna eat yo phenis
phenis by pheniseater July 23, 2025

[Phenis] 

The appearance of having a penis caused by clothing bunching up in a suggestive manner. A fake or faux penis.
Check out Virgina's phenis, she's got a raging phoner.
[Phenis] by Gordon H. January 5, 2009

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

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Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
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