Phillestine

An insulting term for an uncultured person, usually said by posh people

Gordon: "I don't understand this painting at all".

Art Gallery owner: "Phillestine."

by murphoman May 25, 2010

Phallentine's Day

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

by gngomez January 25, 2017

philistine-tastic

The (usually sarcastic) celebration of the philistine ideals of low-brow, materialistic culture over the "highly overrated' ideals of an intellectually curious, artistically creative one.

My knuckledragger boyfriend is so perfect for me. I especially love his philistine-tastic pea brain. It's his second best feature.

by Casey Poivre January 12, 2011

philistine

someone who doesn't care about books and interesting films and things

Your mother's brother Ned is also a philistine.

by Charles. M. July 2, 2009

philistine style

When you are jumped by more than one person.

Them motherfuckers jumped me philistine style,dude 3 on 1 don't seem too fair now,does it?

by esjay April 9, 2005

philistine

A smugly ignorant person with no appreciation of intellectual or artistic matters.

The creationist christian VenomFangX on Youtube is a great example of a philistine.

by not found [Error 404] May 16, 2009

philistine

1.A member of an Aegean people who settled ancient Philistia around the 12th century B.C.

2. Anyone that is considered "uncultured" by the educated elite

Homer Simpson is a philistine

by renton August 22, 2004