renton's definitions

beach-Clothes

A cheap crap shirt that consists of one primary colour covering the whole shirt with no brand names, something a small medium build,chipped toothed with facial hair kid would wear to the beach.

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by Renton October 24, 2003

hitlericious

Used when trying to convey that something is huge and powerful but deliciously evil. Usually associated with corporations or countries that produce very advanced, useful products but have a dark side to them.

Microsoft sure does produce some great software but they sure are evil. They are Hitlericious!

by Renton December 3, 2004

philistine

1.A member of an Aegean people who settled ancient Philistia around the 12th century B.C.

2. Anyone that is considered "uncultured" by the educated elite

Homer Simpson is a philistine

by renton August 22, 2004

Fig

Rhymes with fig.....Must be pig

gerd bird

by Renton October 24, 2003

shit carnival

Used to denote an atmosphere of confusion and extreme workload in an office environment. Is offen used in alert level notices.

NOC Current Alert Level: Shit Carnival

by Renton December 3, 2004

Starbucks

The McDonalds of coffee houses. Popular with the masses because of it's convenience of having a location on every corner and sometimes even located inside of other stores. Tries to pass off as a hangout for free-thinking artsy types when it is really an evil corporation that treats it's suppliers in developing nations like trash.

"The Man" gets his coffee at starbucks.

by renton August 25, 2004

gobbledygook

The act of performing oral sex on a person of Asian descent.

I performed some serious gobbledygook at that Pho house on Saturday.

by renton November 13, 2009