esjay's definitions

philistine style

When you are jumped by more than one person.

Them motherfuckers jumped me philistine style,dude 3 on 1 don't seem too fair now,does it?

by esjay April 9, 2005

Danny Tanner

1.the dad from Full House,known for being a total nimrod
2.A total nimrod

Danny Tanner was TV's greatest nimrod.

by esjay June 11, 2006

Cincinnati

1.the poop capital of the United States,most toilets per capita in the US.
2.that stuff when you wipe your ass after you take a dump

Skyline Chili leaves a lot of Cincinnati to clean out of my butthole.

by Esjay December 13, 2004

homer and marge

a slang term for BART police especially when they're male and female walking together

Dog,you better put that spraycan away because Homer and Marge are right there

by esjay December 16, 2004

kapoopy

When all goes to shit at the wrong time

My plan went kapoopy after that hot girl shut me down at the mall. Man that sucks!

by Esjay May 6, 2005

san francisco

a perfect city if you're a tourist, but if you live here,living anywhere south of Market Street is like living in a micro version of L.A. neighborhoods like China town and Mexiville scream English only laws. Castro screams get a girlfriend, dudes.

the ratio of girls to guys in San Francisco is 1 to 5,good God!

by esjay December 16, 2004

Salmon Croquettes

the greatest food in the world

I'd sure like some salmon croquettes with hot sauce

by Esjay April 29, 2005