esjay's definitions

Danny Tanner

1.the dad from Full House,known for being a total nimrod
2.A total nimrod

Danny Tanner was TV's greatest nimrod.

by esjay June 11, 2006

Salmon Croquettes

the greatest food in the world

I'd sure like some salmon croquettes with hot sauce

by Esjay April 29, 2005

Virgo

anyone born between August 23 and September 22. quite sexy people(especially females)

Mayra is the hottest chick ever,and she wants to please me as well. She's a keeper,and a Virgo!

by esjay December 7, 2004

Sandavol

The next big thing to hit the Bay Area. A talented rapper whose lyrics complement his beats,raps with Lynch Loccale in a crew called the Blockwildaz. Has 2 albums,West Coast Thunda and his current Journal of a Blockwilda.

One day,Sandavol will be mentioned in the same breath as E-40,Too $hort and Yukmouth in puttin it down for the Bay

by Esjay July 27, 2005

capricorn

December 22 to January 19,we're loved and admired and most compatible with Taurus,Virgo,Scorpio,and Pisces intrigued by Aries,Leo and Libra
secretly want to get it on with Cancer. Unfortunately misunderstood by Gemini,Sagittarius,and Aquarius

x:dude,she's so hot,what's her sign?
y:Virgo!
x:I'm a Capricorn,I can get her!

by esjay December 7, 2004

Mascunine

1.Someone who is hard to distinguish between man or woman 2.an hermaphrodite

Pat on SNL is mascunine because you don't know whether or not he/she is male or female

by Esjay September 15, 2004

Cincinnati

1.the poop capital of the United States,most toilets per capita in the US.
2.that stuff when you wipe your ass after you take a dump

Skyline Chili leaves a lot of Cincinnati to clean out of my butthole.

by Esjay December 13, 2004