A philarp is when air enters the male sex organ and is then released out from the tube of justice (the same place the air entered). Originating from the Latin word eximo-viscus. Odor clouds are prominent due to penile disfunction or disease. Also can be compared to a woman's queef .

I was flab stabbing this ho in the back of my hooptie and while I thrusted my spear of might into her nappy dugout I suddenly philarped and out came a gassy cloud.

Philarp by 3 legged man April 13, 2007

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Philapotamago

A gay person trying to sell lamp shades in a department store.

"Dude im going to head down the plumming isle just to avoid that philapotamago."

Philapotamago by bartender January 1, 2005

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Philavor

fh·ill·avor Pronunciation fh-hil-avor
Noun

This is the Donald Trump of all compliments, regards, and flattery.
A golden term that someone of ultimate success should be praised with. Select few are able to bathe in this words rewards, and will know when they are worthy.
The P in Philavor must always be capitalized in any situation, to tower over the other words.
"Flavor" the terms brother, is often mid-handled, overplayed, and looked down apon by most. Slightly pro-nounced differently, though noticeable to those who have Philavor.

"I can't believe that she gave me her number, this is so Philavor!"

"I'm excited to goto the party tonight, I hope I have great Philavor though."

"Lindsey you have alot of Philavor tonight girl!"

"He just sits there, and the girls come to him. I wish I had that much Philavor."

"NEDM Philavor!"

"I can't believe I won black-out on Bingo" Your friend responds; "Damn Philavor man."

Philavor by Hmmsphil April 10, 2007

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philapotamus

term used to describe a person named Phil who resembles or is of equal weight of a hippopotamus

that plebestrian wrote my car off, he was a right philapotamus

philapotamus by Fishman January 18, 2005

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Philbrook

The most kick ass kid in school.

Dude! That kids such a Philbrook!

Philbrook by Guilty April 16, 2005

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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