philapotamus

term used to describe a person named Phil who resembles or is of equal weight of a hippopotamus

that plebestrian wrote my car off, he was a right philapotamus

by Fishman January 18, 2005

Philapotamago

A gay person trying to sell lamp shades in a department store.

"Dude im going to head down the plumming isle just to avoid that philapotamago."

by bartender January 1, 2005