philamon

Wise friend

Everyone needs a 'Philamon' in their life.

philamon by Busta93 November 23, 2021

Philmont Mile 

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.

Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.

Philmont Mile by Seven '08 Oscar Four July 23, 2011

Philarmony Class 

A more specific term to describe GZAAT Class of 2019, the best class that has ever existed in all of human history.

- "Dude, let's get out of the lounge, the Philarmony Class is coming."

Philarmony Class by GioLabeouf September 18, 2018

Philmont 

1. a large plot of land in the New Mexican rockies where boys become men on treks anywhere from 10 to 21 days long.

2.some people's definitions of hell.

1. scout friend : "dude, i went to Philmont this summer and learned all this great stuff, what did you do?"
Friend of scout: "umm.. wasted my life with video games?"

2. "when you die, you go on an eternal Philmont trek!"

Philmont by Trinity1013 July 12, 2009

philmont 

The largest youth camp in America. The most beautiful place in the world, located in Cimarron, New Mexico. It is known for its training facilities and extraordinary backpacking and cavalcade treks. They have special programs that allow young men and women the chance to hike the entire backcountry and learn new and valuble skills. The most extraordanary of these programs is Rayado, a three week backpacking trip.

Bill: How was your trek at Philmont.
Aaron: Are you joking me, it was amazing! I've never been any place that awesome!

philmont by Amy Archer February 18, 2008

Philemon 

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.

Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon

Philemon by Chillaxbill March 27, 2019

Philamena 

Philamena is a beautifully rare and ancient name; only given to a female predisposed to embody the magnificence of this name. Philamena’s can be stoic, radiantly brilliant, iron-willed yet hilarious. Probably one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Often they are statuesque, Greek, German or Irish women, with the amazing green eyes. Temperament and bodily exquisiteness are hauntingly reminiscent of lore’s of ancient deities. Philamena’s are loyal to the core and will stand beside those they love no matter the situation. Probably best to be on their good side though. They thrive in the sun, near the water.

Person 1: That girl is simply a luminous manifestation of soul.
Person 2: Oh, her name must be Philamena.

See also Philomena

Philamena by ha-ha-you-know-who January 16, 2013