Peter Han 

Someone who consistently ignores corporate etiquette regarding calling out of shifts. Decides to no call, no show all the time. Sometimes shows up to work hours late with no excuse.

Wait, is Peter Han not at work today? He didn't let anyone know he wasn't coming in today and he's posting pictures of himself in Japan on his Instagram story. Classic Peter Han!

Peter Han by pabstheo December 9, 2022

peter handscomb 

A professional sportsman who is so shit, everyone wonders how they ever got a contract playing professionally.

Whilst a sports game;
“Oh man, number 3 is such a Peter Handscomb”.

peter handscomb by Aaaahdvsmdldbd December 29, 2018

The Peter Pan Handbook 

a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas

"Where did you hear that from?"

"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."

The Peter Pan Handbook by Sin-dee January 11, 2009

Hans-Peter Dürr 

He was one of the great thinkers of modern physics. The winner of the Alternative Nobel Prize, has died at the age of 84 years (18 May 2014).

Dared what few of his colleagues dare: over the edge of his discipline think outside even if it touches spiritual and esoteric topics. He wrote for major scientific journals as well as for small spiritual, fearing for his reputation as one of the few students Heisenberg he had not there, he was concerned with the matter, a new, unifying worldview.

Hans-Peter Dürr was a scientist.

Hans-Peter Dürr by Mundanus May 31, 2014

Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.

Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."

Small Hands, Large Peter by T_rump_supporter April 18, 2013

A hand full of Peter 

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"

Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.

A hand full of Peter by Soctor2 September 12, 2017

Hans Peter 

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.

Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.

Hans Peter by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019