The disputed younger sister of Jesus.
by Pennifer March 4, 2008
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(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
by Telephony November 13, 2011
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She is the Ultimate NAME for defining filth, vermin, bad taste and smells. Her secretary, Mary Mount, is not worth mounting. Her other slaves, like Mojo, and Madre Loki, encourage the outrageous parties at the Academy.
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"Come near me and act like peussie and I'll kill you"
"Peussie is the word and the deed, and the sperm gone to seed"
"Don't you even dare think about doing a Peussie on me"
"Peussie is the word and the deed, and the sperm gone to seed"
"Don't you even dare think about doing a Peussie on me"
by Dynamo Mama December 30, 2007
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by Peussie December 13, 2010
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by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012
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Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
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You: ur grandpap a trap
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