Pess

Another friendly/beasty way of saying piss off.
it can be used as a friendly insult of pain!
And there is perks to this meaning!

Why dont you just pess out of my house!

by L.J.R.M January 24, 2009

pess

piece of shit, also known as pece shet

When someone is being lame or annoying.

"Wow Samira, you're not coming out tonight? Don't be such a pess."
"Nicole never called me back, she's such a pess."

by semster February 17, 2015

Pess

farts that are released from the vaginal area of a woman.

"Wow Courtney that was a loud stinky Pess"

by Jonny stink bomb November 14, 2007

Pess

when the piss is so strong it needs a new word

I peed so hard its now pess.

by ifnrb gjdhbjrhgfnfjengn vjrigh October 12, 2022

Cha K Pess

commone phrase translating to "Yeah ok Peace" but with more confliction. Can be used in response to any question or any emotion.

"Hey will you help me with my homework"
"Cha K Pess!"

by Louis the Batman January 20, 2009

trim pess

A device used by diehard labours in the Manufacturing Career. The device removes excess material from the product that it is creating.

Kevin the factory worker, is a very skilled trim press operator.

by bob December 14, 2003

Opti-pess

An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist

Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything

Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !

by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022