Pepus

A pepus can be used to describe many things such as, an animal, a person, an object, a moment or anything at all. A pepus can be used to describe something as bad, good, or anything at all. Or you could say pepus after something completely random.

"That frog was being a pepus"

"Pepus."
"You're a pepus"
"That time we blew up an elderly home was pepus"

Pepus by Qw :) March 13, 2022

Pepus

when a little chunk of something forms between your vagina and anus

Person 1: i went down on her and there was something in between her vagina and anus

Person 2: Dude that's a pepus!

Person 1: Shit I dig that I got a 3 in 1. I ate her ass, shoved it up her pussy, and sucked her pepus!

Pepus by pepusluvah June 18, 2017

Pepspeed 

The wordplayed term Pepspeed refers to Meth users combining the famous brand name soda with Speed (stamped "Ice" when in pill form). There are three reasons why users do it according to scientists. First, the soda is carbonated and interacts physically with the Meth by dissolving the tablet faster in the stomach.

Secondly, the high sugar content in the soda tricks the stomach into thinking the liquid is valuable for the body, also resulting in a faster absorption. Finally, the phosphoric acid contained in the famous soda helps fight off nausea that some users feel when Meth is taken orally.

The medical community is aware of users implementing this combination. It's all over the net. It's not as powerful as a booty bump, but beware if someone offers to Pepspeed with you! Since the interactions make the experience more euphoric in general, it is logically more addictive.

Hey dude, wanna Pepspeed together? It's crazy! She found the Pepspeed experience so intense!

Pepspeed by Ascot1111 December 2, 2022

Crystal Pepsi 

A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.

Did you hear that Crystal Pepsi is back for a limited time?

Crystal Pepsi by whatadickhead August 22, 2016

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

coffee penus by Telephony November 13, 2011

Pepsi Freeze

A pepsi freeze is similar to a slushy, BUT way better because it is more frozen and doesn't turn to liquid in two seconds. They are only found in Clovis, CA at the Shell station that used to be a Texaco. It is called a pepsi freeze, but there is the Dr. Pepper and blue raspberry flavor as well. Quite possibly the greatest thing created.

Guy 1: "Man, it is so hot out today"

Guy 2:"I know, I could really go for a PEPSI FREEZE'

Pepsi Freeze by Schroe January 22, 2011

Pepsi Party

What underage individuals have when there is no access to alcoholic beverages due to adult presence. Especially at employee Christmas parties.

{Matt walks in to room with a beer in hand and notices two young boys drinking Coca-Cola}
Matt: What are you guys having a little Pepsi Party over here??

{All other adults laugh hysterically}
{Young boys hang heads in shame}

Pepsi Party by Jamal Rakens July 26, 2012