dis pear

A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")
Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?
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Mike

Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?
...
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?
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eye bleach

A joke that you would make if you found something disturbing, mainly R34 or cursed images.
Someone: *sees p0rn* OH HELL NO, someone pass me the eye bleach!
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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

A viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper, recorded in February 21st. (Know Your Meme)
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's ****ing memes. I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS are just Among Us stuff. I-I show my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flip it and I said: "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! Haha! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!". I ****ing looked at the trash can and I said: "That's a bit sussy!". I look at my pen**, I think of the astronaut's helmet, and I go: "Pen**??? More like PENSUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Paper Mario: Sticker Star 2

It's actually Paper Mario: Color Splash but people (especially fans of PM 1, 2 and 3) find it just as awful as the "original" Sticker Star.
Nintendo: *releases Paper Mario: Color Splash*
Fans: DAMMIT, NINTENDO! Color Splash? More like Paper Mario: Sticker Star 2!
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Electrical

A deadly place in The Skeld map in Among Us. Stay cautious if there is nobody in the electrical, or else an impostor will kill you easily, especially in the beginning of a game.
(Red, Blue and Yellow are in Cafeteria.)
(Blue leaves Cafeteria.)

Yellow: Hey, guess what?
Red: Wat?
Yellow: YOU'RE GOING TO ELECTRICAL!!
Red: NANI?!

(Yellow drags Red to Electrical where both Yellow and Blue kills Red)
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Paper Mario: Sticker Star 3

When you find that Paper Mario: The Origami King has the same shitty mechanics like Sticker Star and Color Splash.
A: Hey, have you played Paper Mario: The Origami King yet?
B: You mean "Paper Mario: Sticker Star 3"? Nope, that games sucks just like its predecessors!
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