Pernandle

Any curb cut access on a street, that allows you to turn your vehicle into (or out of) a parking lot, road, or driveway.

Coined by my grandfather, and adopted by my entire family and numerous friends. In use for 50 (at least…) to 75 years.

“Ummm, take the second pernandle on the right to get into the McDonald’s drive through. NO, I said the SECOND pernandle!”

by ColNaught August 7, 2022

Penandes

Refers to any Portugese athlete which partakes in the sport of diving in the Olympics. The Olympic judges are known to rate them higher than they actually perform.

Why is Penandes rated so highly, all he does is dive.

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

pernando

Pernando could be defined as a man among Gods. Otherwise known as the guy all guys aspire to be and a true homie. Many people have known him to have a swag level of over 9000 and a very good taste in women.

(commonly mistaken as Fernando)

"hey m8, shes not that into you, shes looking for a pernando."

by The Urban Dictionary Elder January 17, 2015

Pernundle

Pronouncing the gear indicator (park-reverse-neutral-drive-low) as if it were a word.

While you've got the dashboard torn apart, don't break your pernundle indicator or you're gonna have a bad time.

by Dianarchy July 31, 2016

Penandez

The nickname of portuguese and Man United footballer Bruno Fernandez who mostly scores penalties.

Commentator:There are three certainties in life
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Bruno Penandez getting penalties

by Wikimann January 3, 2021

Pruno Penandes

A fraud from Sporting CP who loves to score penalties and create a false image that he is better than De Bruyne. In reality, he has the footballing ability of Ali Dia and is only good when the referee gives him a penalty after diving

Oh, Look! I spotted Pruno Penandes diving! He paid the ref and got a penalty though!

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 26, 2021

penandes

A diving cheat who plays for Penchester United football club. Bastard is a spitting image of that donkey from shrek. A diver who can dive even when he kicks his opponents. Bruno Penandes was crying after the europa legaue final because 1) his stanandards are of europa league level 2) he is a pen merchant and couldnt bear to see people takin 21 penalties while he took only 1.
Penandes has also won zero trophies. Penandes also has 80 % penalties in his career and he is shite without penalties. He can lick kdb and mo salah's balls. He aint nowhere near their level.

Penandes scored another penalty.
Penandes is crying again.
Penandes just dived again

by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021