prandle 

A headteacher of a school, in other words, a total cockface.

1: you appear to have some sort of prandle growing on your ass.
2: i've been molested by a prandle.

prandle by Annonymous guy July 24, 2008

Prandle 

To playfully banter in a competitive way. Typically found in couples.

(1) Johnny and his girlfriend Lisa prandle about who is better at making the bed.
(2) Kurt calls Nikki to find out how to use the camera on his new cell phone and Nikki called him a crotchety old man. He refuted by calling her a cotton-headed ninny muggins. They prandled in this way for 20 minutes.

Prandle by YWP November 24, 2010

Pandle 

An rubber handle infused with nano-silver that prevents bacteria from growing on the hand - and also improves hand grip.

It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.

(noun) "No way I'm riding those disgusting subway cars without a Pandle."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."

Pandle by happy handle January 13, 2015

Plandle 

A mix between the words "plastic" and "handle". Absolutely disgusting alcoholic beverage choice. Nobody wants to drink a PLANDLE unless it is the very last option; usually purchased when on a very tight budget.

"Hey! Wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure! But I am ballin on a budget."
"No worries. We can just get a Plandle!! *gag*

Plandle by Kristiebbb July 13, 2016

praddlehead 

Someone who is a moronic prat beyond all forms of help

You are a complete praddlehead

praddlehead by Demigod Daisy August 3, 2017

Pandle Pull 

A handle pull performed out of a sauce pan. The group at the event must chant, "Pandle pulls! Pandle pulls!" repeatedly until the deed is done.

Used to divert the attention away from the fact that plastic bottle vodka is being consumed at an otherwise inhuman rate.

Mason: "Dave, I need to catch up but I'm not taking a handle pull of that sh*tty Heritage."

Dave: "Well what about taking a pandle pull?"

Mason: "Great call."

Pandle Pull by PowerThrough May 9, 2011

prendle 

To request something on the condition that it causes no inconvenience to someone else.

A: "Could I prendle your pizza crust please?"
B: "Sure! I'm full—I was just about to throw it away."

prendle by Zucchinipi January 6, 2018