Kaneisabottler's definitions

Southgate

Another name for an asshole, as it is the passageway for a person at their 'bottom' (which is similar to the South). It could also refer to England's national football team manager Gareth Southgate, or most commonly both at the same time.

Fuck Southgate.

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

LeChina

Just a gay ass woman from Akron 🤴🏿

I called LeBron James yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... very odd... because whenever I call MJ it usually has 6 rings to it. And he always comes up clutch answering my calls. Must be bc LeMickey has 0 real rings! As calculated, LeChina let us down again!

by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022

harrison kane

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children

Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

julius scandle

dogshit player that bricks every shot

julius scandle bricks again

by Kaneisabottler March 29, 2022

Nomnombelly

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur midefield, Ndombele, used to desribe his large weight and his subsequent lack in footballing ability.

Nomnombelly is a horrible player, transfer him to Inter where he belongs.

by Kaneisabottler June 8, 2021

Lonzo Ball

Synonymous with 'Dad' or 'Father'

I love you, Lonzo Ball

by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 29, 2021