Kaneisabottler's definitions

julius scandle

dogshit player that bricks every shot

julius scandle bricks again

by Kaneisabottler March 29, 2022

Dusansexual

Nickname for those who enjoy watching the greatest striker in football history, Dusan Vlahovic.

We are all Dusansexual

by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022

Lonzo Ball

Synonymous with 'Dad' or 'Father'

I love you, Lonzo Ball

by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022

Greek Freak

A common nickname used to refer to a certain basketballer with no real rings called Giannis Antetotecumetimputinunetunicummytonkumpo.

When will the Greek Freak win a real ring?

by Kaneisabottler March 14, 2022

LeChina

Just a gay ass woman from Akron 🤴🏿

I called LeBron James yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... very odd... because whenever I call MJ it usually has 6 rings to it. And he always comes up clutch answering my calls. Must be bc LeMickey has 0 real rings! As calculated, LeChina let us down again!

by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022

Steph McFlurry

The combination of the McFlurry from McDonalds and the ejaculate of a McDonalds employee. It is most commonly made and served to people that believe it is a regular McFlurry, but it is also known to be Steph Curry's favourite meal, which he consumes on a daily basis.

A certain basketballer with no real rings just came into my McDonalds and asked me to make a Steph McFlurry for him.

by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022

CP3

Abbreviated form of the term 'Child Porn 3', also used to refer to a certain ringless basketball player.

Despite chasing a ring his entire career, CP3 has amounted to nothing.

by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022