Ter Static

A German goalkeeper which does not like to move when he is about to concede a goal, but prefers to remain static and casually let the ball go in. Synonymous with Ter Spastic.

Remember when Ter Static conceded eight goals in one match?

by Kaneisabottler August 02, 2021

Southgate

Another name for an asshole, as it is the passageway for a person at their 'bottom' (which is similar to the South). It could also refer to England's national football team manager Gareth Southgate, or most commonly both at the same time.

Fuck Southgate.

by Kaneisabottler June 22, 2021

Dogerty

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur fullback Matt Doherty, used to highlight his horrid footballing ability by comparing it to a dog performing the same role.

Fuck Dogerty, the dumb bitch.

by Kaneisabottler June 09, 2021

Lewandisney

A Polish fraud who can only win Mickey Mouse trophies in a Farmers League.

I can't believe it took a worldwide pandemic for Lewandisney to actually win a UCL.

by Kaneisabottler August 02, 2021

Benched

To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.

That Dutch guy for Man United got benched again.

by Kaneisabottler August 02, 2021

julius scandle

dogshit player that bricks every shot

julius scandle bricks again

by Kaneisabottler March 29, 2022

Uber Eats League

A tinpot league which a certain midget is having a lot of trouble scoring league goals in.

Fraudiel Pessi can't even score in the Uber Eats League

by Kaneisabottler February 07, 2022