Definitions by Kaneisabottler

julius scandle 

dogshit player that bricks every shot

julius scandle bricks again

julius scandle by Kaneisabottler March 29, 2022

Dusansexual 

Nickname for those who enjoy watching the greatest striker in football history, Dusan Vlahovic.

We are all Dusansexual

Dusansexual by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022

Lonzo Ball 

Synonymous with 'Dad' or 'Father'

I love you, Lonzo Ball

Lonzo Ball by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022

Greek Freak 

A common nickname used to refer to a certain basketballer with no real rings called Giannis Antetotecumetimputinunetunicummytonkumpo.

When will the Greek Freak win a real ring?

Greek Freak by Kaneisabottler March 14, 2022

LeChina 

Just a gay ass woman from Akron 🤴🏿

I called LeBron James yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... very odd... because whenever I call MJ it usually has 6 rings to it. And he always comes up clutch answering my calls. Must be bc LeMickey has 0 real rings! As calculated, LeChina let us down again!

LeChina by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022

Steph McFlurry 

The combination of the McFlurry from McDonalds and the ejaculate of a McDonalds employee. It is most commonly made and served to people that believe it is a regular McFlurry, but it is also known to be Steph Curry's favourite meal, which he consumes on a daily basis.

A certain basketballer with no real rings just came into my McDonalds and asked me to make a Steph McFlurry for him.

Steph McFlurry by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022

CP3 

Abbreviated form of the term 'Child Porn 3', also used to refer to a certain ringless basketball player.

Despite chasing a ring his entire career, CP3 has amounted to nothing.

CP3 by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022