Kaneisabottler's definitions

Spurve

A phenomenom in which you are performing in something well, when suddenly you become a lot worse to the point where others can outperform you without effort.

Remember when Tottenham were top of the table? Their spurve was hilarious.

by Kaneisabottler March 15, 2021

harrison kane

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children

Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

frogkeeper

Refers to a goalkeeper in football which can't save anything. They are usually from France.

"Lloris let in a third goal,against what a frogkeeper."

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 29, 2021

Greek Freak

A common nickname used to refer to a certain basketballer with no real rings called Giannis Antetotecumetimputinunetunicummytonkumpo.

When will the Greek Freak win a real ring?

by Kaneisabottler March 14, 2022

Lonzo Ball

Synonymous with 'Dad' or 'Father'

I love you, Lonzo Ball

by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022

Dusansexual

Nickname for those who enjoy watching the greatest striker in football history, Dusan Vlahovic.

We are all Dusansexual

by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022