Kaneisabottler's definitions

Spurve

A phenomenom in which you are performing in something well, when suddenly you become a lot worse to the point where others can outperform you without effort.

Remember when Tottenham were top of the table? Their spurve was hilarious.

by Kaneisabottler March 15, 2021

harrison kane

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children

Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

frogkeeper

Refers to a goalkeeper in football which can't save anything. They are usually from France.

"Lloris let in a third goal,against what a frogkeeper."

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

Regulardon

An alternative name for Sergio Reguilón. This highlights his footballing ability in comparison to the average London citizen.

Regulardon scored an own goal against Aston Villa.

by Kaneisabottler May 20, 2021

GucciMegumin

A Twitter user that has been banned due to his tendancy to use racial slurs towards people of African descent as well as threatening rape to other Twitter users.

Thank God that GucciMegumin has been banned from Twitter

by Kaneisabottler May 20, 2021

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 29, 2021

Greek Freak

A common nickname used to refer to a certain basketballer with no real rings called Giannis Antetotecumetimputinunetunicummytonkumpo.

When will the Greek Freak win a real ring?

by Kaneisabottler March 14, 2022