Kaneisabottler's definitions

Nomnombelly

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur midefield, Ndombele, used to desribe his large weight and his subsequent lack in footballing ability.

Nomnombelly is a horrible player, transfer him to Inter where he belongs.

by Kaneisabottler June 8, 2021

Basmati Rice

A gay English footballer. He's pretty gay.

Why is Basmati Rice so bad and also gay?

by Kaneisabottler August 7, 2021

harrison kane

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children

Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

julius scandle

dogshit player that bricks every shot

julius scandle bricks again

by Kaneisabottler March 29, 2022

Lonzo Ball

Synonymous with 'Dad' or 'Father'

I love you, Lonzo Ball

by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022

Deletubby

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur midfielder, Dele Alli. It is used to compare his footballing ability to that of a teletubby due to his poor performances.

Get this Deletubby out of my club, he's so shit that it's embarrassing.

by Kaneisabottler June 7, 2021

Steph McFlurry

The combination of the McFlurry from McDonalds and the ejaculate of a McDonalds employee. It is most commonly made and served to people that believe it is a regular McFlurry, but it is also known to be Steph Curry's favourite meal, which he consumes on a daily basis.

A certain basketballer with no real rings just came into my McDonalds and asked me to make a Steph McFlurry for him.

by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022