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THEE coolest last name ever. It's a patronymic surname meaning "son of Fernando," with Fernando being a given name meaning "journey, venture." Found throughout Spain and the Hispanic world.

Though a very common last name in the Hispanic world, people with last names like Tapia and Sanchez are jealous of it.

If your last name is Fernandez, you're for sure cooler than your friends. =
Hector: "Hey lop...Fernandez is a way better than my last name than mine."

Maggie: "I know! I wish my last name was Fernandez too!"
by i'm cooler than you May 05, 2010
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being β€œthe infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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A confident and ambitious man with a smile to die for. Fernandez is always thinking of the next big thing and how his actions can change the world.

A loyal friend and confidant, your heart and secrets are safe with him.
Example: Have a problem, tell it to God and Fernandez
by Wekrea8 February 05, 2020
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Fernadez is a name from Spanish patronymic.
Hi Ferlin Fernandez Veronica Omaleng
by FerlinIsFame(Savage) April 28, 2017
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1. The end trail of poop. Usually connected to a person with a loud mouth that never stops.

2. a vile and nasty poo that takes the extra strain to get out due to size.

3. Beginning of the end.
Ex. 1
Guy 1: "Lord have mercy, we're at the Fernandez!"

Guy 2: "Looks like it, and sure smells like it too."

Ex. 2
Guy 1: 'Man, that was the worst Fernandez crap I ever had!!"

Guy 2: "You should be a little more quiet and take more fibers."
by Winnre September 08, 2009
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The last name of a family who has a kid that vapes and has no filter or any sense of social capabilities and lets his 10 year old sister vape
Sophie probably has a Fernandez family
by litfamyaynosoper69420gang July 17, 2017
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Anyone with the last name Fernandez is gay. Usually their first name also starts with Jasper or Jazper.
Hey look it’s Fernandez and you already know what he’s into
by PossessedReign May 03, 2019
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