4 definitions by Zzinedine098765
Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a bang average midfielder. Midfielders like Gundogan and Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".
by Zzinedine098765 June 13, 2021
A diving cheat who plays for Penchester United football club. Bastard is a spitting image of that donkey from shrek. A diver who can dive even when he kicks his opponents. Bruno Penandes was crying after the europa legaue final because 1) his stanandards are of europa league level 2) he is a pen merchant and couldnt bear to see people takin 21 penalties while he took only 1.
Penandes has also won zero trophies. Penandes also has 80 % penalties in his career and he is shite without penalties. He can lick kdb and mo salah's balls. He aint nowhere near their level.
Penandes has also won zero trophies. Penandes also has 80 % penalties in his career and he is shite without penalties. He can lick kdb and mo salah's balls. He aint nowhere near their level.
by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021
Cha kadakh Zok ( You cant even pluck my pubic hair)
Kar chop zokya ( shut up you pubic hair - here reffered to a stupid person)
Che Khasakh ( You cant even pluck my pubic hair)
Ba dimy zoky saet faasy ( I will choke you with my pubic hair).
Kar chop zokya ( shut up you pubic hair - here reffered to a stupid person)
Che Khasakh ( You cant even pluck my pubic hair)
Ba dimy zoky saet faasy ( I will choke you with my pubic hair).
by Zzinedine098765 May 31, 2021
The ultimate pen merchant. If your friend scores 98 % penalties , he can be a bruno as well. Brunos are gays . Brunos never win trophies . Brunos dive and scream "aaaaahahhhhhhhh". Bruno can never be as good as kdbs. Brunos are just penalties. Penchester united will suffer for their sins.
He brunod his buttocks
by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021