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Dubai d'or

An annual award created by some football players and agents to crown themselves best after failing to win legit awards. It's usually given in Dubai

Fan 1: Penaldo just crowned himself the winner of the Dubai d'or yet again
Fan 2: Yes the Dubai d'or awards player of the century with 80 more years to go

by Wikimann January 3, 2021

Penandez

The nickname of portuguese and Man United footballer Bruno Fernandez who mostly scores penalties.

Commentator:There are three certainties in life
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Bruno Penandez getting penalties

by Wikimann January 3, 2021