Penandes 

Refers to any Portugese athlete which partakes in the sport of diving in the Olympics. The Olympic judges are known to rate them higher than they actually perform.

Why is Penandes rated so highly, all he does is dive.

Penandes by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

penandes 

A diving cheat who plays for Penchester United football club. Bastard is a spitting image of that donkey from shrek. A diver who can dive even when he kicks his opponents. Bruno Penandes was crying after the europa legaue final because 1) his stanandards are of europa league level 2) he is a pen merchant and couldnt bear to see people takin 21 penalties while he took only 1.
Penandes has also won zero trophies. Penandes also has 80 % penalties in his career and he is shite without penalties. He can lick kdb and mo salah's balls. He aint nowhere near their level.

Penandes scored another penalty.
Penandes is crying again.
Penandes just dived again

penandes by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021

Penandes 

A overrated and shite footballer who looks like a chipmunk

Penandes likes cock

Penandes by Penandes May 28, 2021

Penandes 

The best player in the league

Penandes is the best player in the world

Penandes by Penandes police March 14, 2021

Penandes 

A word to describe Bruno as a penalty merchant by salty rival fans, if you use this word, do you have a life?

Penandes is the best penalty taker - a salty man

Penandes by Convice from the gulag March 20, 2021

Pruno Penandes 

A fraud from Sporting CP who loves to score penalties and create a false image that he is better than De Bruyne. In reality, he has the footballing ability of Ali Dia and is only good when the referee gives him a penalty after diving

Oh, Look! I spotted Pruno Penandes diving! He paid the ref and got a penalty though!

Pruno Penandes by Jose Mourinho is finished March 26, 2021

Bruno Penandes 

Term used by salty rivals of Manchester United to attempt to belittle one of the best players in the league.

Rival fan:”Bruno penandes scored another penalty today and Man U fans still think he’s the best in the world 🤡 🤡 🤡 “

Bruno Penandes by JJT0504 March 8, 2021