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permapissed 

Adjective.

The state, usually of the female gender, in which the person seems to be permanently upset or pissed regardless if there is really anything wrong or bothering them.
Sally always walks down the street with a frown on her face and arms crossed. She is is definitely permapissed!
permapissed by sygyzy September 25, 2003

priapism 

pointing to a man with a large bulge: either that guy has a huge dick, or a small priapism
priapism by Soupyman September 30, 2005

priapism 

A piece of information lacking in the other definitions is the fact that priapism, while sounding like fun, is extremely painful and requires surgery (aka draining the blood out) to fix. Priapism can be caused by several things, including the bite of certain venomous creatures on or near the genitalia, overdosing on a "male enhancement" supplement, spinal cord or brain injuries, clots, or sickle-cell anemia. Note that if you have been able to fap or bone your gf/wife/prostitute for four hours plus, you do not have priapism. If not treated properly, priapism can result in loss of genitals or possibly life.
Guy: Dude, I think I took to much Viagra. My dick feels like it's gonna blow!

Dude: That's priapism. It's not good, guy. You need to go to the hospital!
priapism by info101-999guy June 7, 2009

Perhapsies 

perhapsies - a sophisticated method for attempting to knowingly flake / cancel plans with a person.
* makes tentative plans for a cocktail knowing you'll probably not show* She said, "Perhapsies, I will join you for a Scotch tomorrow night" (as she thinks - 'not really').
Perhapsies by FreeDip January 15, 2019

Priapism 

He had a huge priapism although he was not horny
Priapism by James March 10, 2003