Perhapis
Perhapis by TotallyNotJinx January 6, 2024
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Perhaps
The answer to any question that you don't know the answer to.
In many cases, it leaves the person in a state confused bewilderment when you answer with it.
In many cases, it leaves the person in a state confused bewilderment when you answer with it.
Person: Wanna go get some food?
You: Perhaps.
Person: Hey, do you know what the time is?
You: Perhaps.
Person: Do you love me?
You: Perhaps.
Exam question: What's 10 x 3?
You: Perhaps.
Police: Did you kill this man?
You: Perhaps.
You: Perhaps.
Person: Hey, do you know what the time is?
You: Perhaps.
Person: Do you love me?
You: Perhaps.
Exam question: What's 10 x 3?
You: Perhaps.
Police: Did you kill this man?
You: Perhaps.
Perhaps by The gayest bowser May 22, 2016
Related Words
Perhapis • perhaps • Perhapsn't • Perhapskis • Perhapsation • Perhapsly • perhapsodical • Perhaps... • perhapsability • perhaps-ably
perhaps-ably
1. a contraction of perhaps & possibly
2. possibly, potentially...eh, maybe
3. may or may not have...
4. best used as a hopeful, almost affirmative, response to a question
2. possibly, potentially...eh, maybe
3. may or may not have...
4. best used as a hopeful, almost affirmative, response to a question
perhaps-ably by kydallen December 7, 2007
permapissed
Adjective.
The state, usually of the female gender, in which the person seems to be permanently upset or pissed regardless if there is really anything wrong or bothering them.
The state, usually of the female gender, in which the person seems to be permanently upset or pissed regardless if there is really anything wrong or bothering them.
Sally always walks down the street with a frown on her face and arms crossed. She is is definitely permapissed!
permapissed by sygyzy September 25, 2003
perhapsmear
A word used in place of "perhaps" whose only purpose is making the listener have to think about what was just said, and possibly throw the conversation in a completely different direction (because of its similarity to pap smear).
Joe: "Are we going to finish this job today?"
Chris: "Perhapsmear, it depends on how fast we work."
Joe: "...Dude..."
Chris: "Perhapsmear, it depends on how fast we work."
Joe: "...Dude..."
perhapsmear by K.R.S.H.W. May 5, 2008
Perhapsedly
Person 1: “Do you think you can make it to the barbecue tonight?”
Person 2: “Perhapsedly.”
Or
“Perhapsedly I should have chosen differently.”
Person 2: “Perhapsedly.”
Or
“Perhapsedly I should have chosen differently.”
Perhapsedly by Semperian May 13, 2023
Perhaps...
The true more devious form of saying maybe while having some class. It still makes you a douche bag if you don't confirm your answer. Ellipses add extra confusion just to mess around.
Fred: "Hey, wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
Bill: "Perhaps..."
Fred: "Is that a yes or no though?"
...
Bill: "Perhaps..."
Fred: "Is that a yes or no though?"
...
Perhaps... by DrunkenDiscoGuy April 12, 2021