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Perhapsies 

perhapsies - a sophisticated method for attempting to knowingly flake / cancel plans with a person.
* makes tentative plans for a cocktail knowing you'll probably not show* She said, "Perhapsies, I will join you for a Scotch tomorrow night" (as she thinks - 'not really').
Perhapsies by FreeDip January 15, 2019
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perhapsmear

A word used in place of "perhaps" whose only purpose is making the listener have to think about what was just said, and possibly throw the conversation in a completely different direction (because of its similarity to pap smear).
Joe: "Are we going to finish this job today?"
Chris: "Perhapsmear, it depends on how fast we work."
Joe: "...Dude..."
perhapsmear by K.R.S.H.W. May 5, 2008

Perhapsedly 

Adverb: according to the information available, there is still an uncertainty.
Person 1: “Do you think you can make it to the barbecue tonight?”
Person 2: “Perhapsedly.”
Or
“Perhapsedly I should have chosen differently.”
Perhapsedly by Semperian May 13, 2023

Perhappios 

How the cool people of the World say "perhaps".
-You wanna go eat some mountain pears?

-Mountain pears? Perhappios.
Perhappios by Dr. Smoof April 30, 2010

Perhapples 

A fun play on the word "Perhaps".
Similar to "Maybe".
"Wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"Perhapples. I may have to work."
Perhapples by LoveBoat_xo October 3, 2009

Periapsis 

the point in the path of an orbiting body at which it is nearest to the body that it orbits.
The angular rate is faster nearer periapsis and slower near apoapsis.
Periapsis by Cloudisnowbear January 10, 2022

The Persassies

The followers of the King Persassy Jackson
You should follow the persassies on tiktok they're elite
The Persassies by k_a_y July 21, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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