Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population?
Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a
piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!
Trailer trash is the upper class.
We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..
Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's
go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our
merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "
Fuck the government.."
Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."
