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when someone experiences a great loss to their pencil collection causing them to be in a state of shock and confusion.
Sally: "ugh. Penwow!!!"
Richard: "oh no!! you can take one of my pens instead."
penwow by iamthebestmah123 April 22, 2025
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second meaning: pen wow is used by saying "penwow" and that means you have lost your pencil/pen or pencil case and your basically asking if you can borrow someones pen/pencil

first meaning: "penwow" is a phrase that someone is shocked they lost their stationary and they add on "pen" to the word "wow" to express further emotion.
scenario 1: Richard: "we are going on a holiday to Europe!"
Susan:"pen wow!!"

scenario 2: Becky: "bruh "penwow."
Stephanie: "here u can borrow my pen, just give it back after class."
penwow by iamthebestmah123 May 1, 2025
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I own a pengow!
Carl, you're so weird.

penwomanship 

the effeminized name of penmanship, to be used when describing the art or skill of good handwriting of a woman.
Mrs. Murphy: "John, do you remember when I was admiring your penmanship before, when you were using scrint?

John Kelly: "Yes Mrs. Murphy, I do."

Mrs. Murphy: "Well, I wrote a few sentences and I want your input on my penmanship."

John Kelly: "Sure thing Mrs. Murphy, but since you're a woman, it's called penwomanship."
Sexy beast who will drive crazy in bed.....

A penrow will give you what you want in bed so better get with a penrow
Omg last night was great I did in with a penrow he's the best he did everything....
Penrow by Cap22 July 15, 2014
when your penis has an elbow
Gary's penis is so huge he has a penbow!!!
penbow by mr ttibbles jits October 23, 2005
To harm or injure or humiliate with a pen or other ink-based writing device. To hit with a pen from long distance.
"Paul penowned Will."
"The colonial british hunter penowns that great elephant."
"I'll penown your mom."
Penown by The Ned July 16, 2008
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B)
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A)
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