Penown

To harm or injure or humiliate with a pen or other ink-based writing device. To hit with a pen from long distance.

"Paul penowned Will."
"The colonial british hunter penowns that great elephant."
"I'll penown your mom."

Penown by The Ned July 16, 2008

Penomniscient 

Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.

Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).

Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009

Penon 

A person whose puke is neon colored.

"Look at the color of Megan's puke, I never knew she's a penon!"

Penon by Megan McDerbalot December 22, 2008

Penon 

A person whose puke color is neon.

"Woah look at her puke! That's crazy she is a penon!"

Penon by Derballday December 22, 2008

pedowned

A term origionally coined by t3hpython of the TOTSE "Paedophile baiting is hilarious!" thread. It is used to describe a situation in which a pedophile is tricked into thinking the Baiter is a young girl, and Baiter has put a twist in the conversation.

pedo: omg lets have sex, because you are 13 and i love little girls
Baiter: This is her father. I'm going to hunt you down and chop off your balls now.
pedo: i'm so sorry i didnt know ill never do it again!
Baiter: pedowned

pedowned by Kerry (heart) July 5, 2006

penonymph 

a woman who in tight pants, spandex etc. appears to have a penis

Oh my god, Michael, that yoga instructor is a penonymph!

penonymph by bigpoppiboi June 20, 2011

Penonce 

Pedophille and nonce combined

The priest was a right penonce

Penonce by ColinAlmighty November 8, 2016