Penown

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To harm or injure or humiliate with a pen or other ink-based writing device. To hit with a pen from long distance.

"Paul penowned Will."
"The colonial british hunter penowns that great elephant."
"I'll penown your mom."

Penown by The Ned July 16, 2008

Words you can keep

Penomniscient

Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.

Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).

Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009

Related Words

Penown • Penon • pwnown • pedowned • pen0wned • penoindia.com • Penomniscient • Penonce • Penontame • penonymph

Penon

A person whose puke is neon colored.

"Look at the color of Megan's puke, I never knew she's a penon!"

Penon by Megan McDerbalot December 22, 2008

Penon

A person whose puke color is neon.

"Woah look at her puke! That's crazy she is a penon!"

Penon by Derballday December 22, 2008

pedowned

A term origionally coined by t3hpython of the TOTSE "Paedophile baiting is hilarious!" thread. It is used to describe a situation in which a pedophile is tricked into thinking the Baiter is a young girl, and Baiter has put a twist in the conversation.

pedo: omg lets have sex, because you are 13 and i love little girls
Baiter: This is her father. I'm going to hunt you down and chop off your balls now.
pedo: i'm so sorry i didnt know ill never do it again!
Baiter: pedowned

pedowned by Kerry (heart) July 5, 2006

penonymph

a woman who in tight pants, spandex etc. appears to have a penis

Oh my god, Michael, that yoga instructor is a penonymph!

penonymph by bigpoppiboi June 20, 2011

Penonce

Pedophille and nonce combined

The priest was a right penonce

Penonce by ColinAlmighty November 8, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026