Penown
To harm or injure or humiliate with a pen or other ink-based writing device. To hit with a pen from long distance.
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Penomniscient
Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.
Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009
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pedowned
A term origionally coined by t3hpython of the TOTSE "Paedophile baiting is hilarious!" thread. It is used to describe a situation in which a pedophile is tricked into thinking the Baiter is a young girl, and Baiter has put a twist in the conversation.
pedo: omg lets have sex, because you are 13 and i love little girls
Baiter: This is her father. I'm going to hunt you down and chop off your balls now.
pedo: i'm so sorry i didnt know ill never do it again!
Baiter: pedowned
Baiter: This is her father. I'm going to hunt you down and chop off your balls now.
pedo: i'm so sorry i didnt know ill never do it again!
Baiter: pedowned
pedowned by Kerry (heart) July 5, 2006
penonymph
penonymph by bigpoppiboi June 20, 2011
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