Pengyishi

Someone you can trust your life with in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPE. The KINDEST of the kindest human being on Earth. A physician who possesses multiple skills, yoga, qigong, ayurveda, tcm, functional medicine, conventional medicine, naturopathy, you name it, HE HAS IT. Aka a powerful manipulator of herbal medicine. A pengyishi has amazing amazing healing abilities, he often can do things that other doctors can't. Emergency doctor, CALL HIM if you are in desperation for medical help. Someone with extreme patience, you can spam text a Pengyishi 20 times and he will still take you seriously and reply your every message with dedication. Inhumanly kind and has a weird humour, NICEST NICEST NICEST physician who will never break your heart, never make you tear, never make you feel h o p e l e s s. Pengyishi makes his patients feel heard, not hurt. A person full of love and light however, HATES and DETESTS cold to the core.

Patient: "Which Yishi do you recommend?"
Patient 2: "Pengyishi!!!! You MUST see him!!!"
Patient: "Ng Yishi?"
PAtIeNt 2: "PENGyishi."
Patient: "Eng Yishi??"
pAtiEnT 2: "PENGGGGGGyishi!!!!"
Patient: "Feng Yishi???"
PatieNT2: "PPPPEEEEEENGYISHI!!!!!!!!"
Patient: "Ben Yishi?"
Patient: "Nvm. Your kidney deficiency is too serious to be saved. Your hearing is hopeless."

After seeing Pengyishi,
Pengyishi: "How is the medication? I am Pengyishi by the way."
Patient: "Oh hello Pengyshi!"
Patient 2: "You have CURED HIS KIDNEY DEFICIENCY!!! finally."

Pengyishi by icemochi September 3, 2021

penguish 

the agony felt by flightless birds

the bird felt penguish as he began to fall towards the water. the ostrich had torun do to being flightless. penguish was felt through gravity

penguish by Amanda Guardian February 16, 2009

Penishizzle 

The word itself has many uses and can be used as a verb or a noun.
n. A penishizzle, in some circles, has come to be known as an extremely large, awesome, and studd-like penis.
v. To be none other than owned in the male reproductive organs.

n. Dear Lord! Edgar's penis is simply pathetic... He definitely does not have a Penishizzle!

v. Dude... Jettman totally penishizzled Ryan, right in front of Checkers!

Penishizzle by Jeff S. G. July 10, 2005

Pengalishious 

Pengalishious is the words peng and delicious combined. It’s used when something of someone is looking extra Saucy and you need can only describe it as pengalishious.

Dave- “mate that girls well fit”
John- “Nah she’s pengalishious”

Pengalishious by Ryan(should I get waves) March 30, 2020

pengish

a word from YouTubePoop that Dr. Robotnic says

suck my PENGISH

pengish by porkhammer95 November 5, 2009

Pengishobia 

The fear of watching penguins eat dead fish

Zoo Keeper feeds dead fish to pengiun, dead fish falls on ground, Oliver breaks out in sweat! Pengishobia.

Pengishobia by Fwozgeedub September 30, 2013

penglishes 

When u man cant handle dis

Dis here is too penglishes

penglishes by OriginalPengBoi January 31, 2014