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penguish 

the agony felt by flightless birds
the bird felt penguish as he began to fall towards the water. the ostrich had torun do to being flightless. penguish was felt through gravity
penguish by Amanda Guardian February 16, 2009
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Penguisaur 

I hybrid between a penguin and a T-Rex. One of the most vicious beasts in the hypothetical world. Be careful not to to stray to far when wondering the wonderful World of Warcraft. Penquisaurs strike, swift, silently... invisibly... do DO DO do, do DO DO do...
Pete the Penguisaur, the great king of all Penguisauria. Where the war betwen the Penguisaurians and there arch nemesis, the Sealadactals, still rages on.

Penguisexual 

To be sexual attracted to penguins or people in penguin costumes.

To have a penguin fetish
Sarah- "Omg! When we were watching that penguin documentary John totally got a boner! You could soo see it through his pants! What a freak!"

Tanner- "Dont you know! John is a penguisexual!"

Sarah- "I had no idea!"
Penguisexual by thatonekid53826 January 23, 2014

panguish 

When Brian slammed his fingers in his car door moments after his girlfriend dumped him, he experienced the ultimate panguish.
panguish by Beth C and Wendy N July 16, 2008

@penguinhat.com 

Very cool user with awesome content. xe is better than ur entire bloodline and no one else compares.
“@penguinhat.com is the funniest tiktoker”
“isn’t she the one who makes funny jojo content DAILY?”
sure is.”
@penguinhat.com by @69….420 May 26, 2021
Someone you can trust your life with in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPE. The KINDEST of the kindest human being on Earth. A physician who possesses multiple skills, yoga, qigong, ayurveda, tcm, functional medicine, conventional medicine, naturopathy, you name it, HE HAS IT. Aka a powerful manipulator of herbal medicine. A pengyishi has amazing amazing healing abilities, he often can do things that other doctors can't. Emergency doctor, CALL HIM if you are in desperation for medical help. Someone with extreme patience, you can spam text a Pengyishi 20 times and he will still take you seriously and reply your every message with dedication. Inhumanly kind and has a weird humour, NICEST NICEST NICEST physician who will never break your heart, never make you tear, never make you feel h o p e l e s s. Pengyishi makes his patients feel heard, not hurt. A person full of love and light however, HATES and DETESTS cold to the core.
Patient: "Which Yishi do you recommend?"
Patient 2: "Pengyishi!!!! You MUST see him!!!"
Patient: "Ng Yishi?"
PAtIeNt 2: "PENGyishi."
Patient: "Eng Yishi??"
pAtiEnT 2: "PENGGGGGGyishi!!!!"
Patient: "Feng Yishi???"
PatieNT2: "PPPPEEEEEENGYISHI!!!!!!!!"
Patient: "Ben Yishi?"
Patient: "Nvm. Your kidney deficiency is too serious to be saved. Your hearing is hopeless."

After seeing Pengyishi,
Pengyishi: "How is the medication? I am Pengyishi by the way."
Patient: "Oh hello Pengyshi!"
Patient 2: "You have CURED HIS KIDNEY DEFICIENCY!!! finally."
Pengyishi by icemochi September 3, 2021

penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabber 

an obvious crossbreed of penguins and snails that possess suckers, stingers and spews toxic and kills upon contact. first came into being in the antarctic, now swimming towards mainland to conquer the wrold.
Do not bother to bar your doors, the sea monkeys and Penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabbers spit toxic which will melt the doors on contact.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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