penguish 

the agony felt by flightless birds

the bird felt penguish as he began to fall towards the water. the ostrich had torun do to being flightless. penguish was felt through gravity

penguish by Amanda Guardian February 16, 2009

Penguisaur 

I hybrid between a penguin and a T-Rex. One of the most vicious beasts in the hypothetical world. Be careful not to to stray to far when wondering the wonderful World of Warcraft. Penquisaurs strike, swift, silently... invisibly... do DO DO do, do DO DO do...

Pete the Penguisaur, the great king of all Penguisauria. Where the war betwen the Penguisaurians and there arch nemesis, the Sealadactals, still rages on.

Penguisaur by Deviant of all things Digital April 4, 2011

Penguisexual 

To be sexual attracted to penguins or people in penguin costumes.

To have a penguin fetish

Sarah- "Omg! When we were watching that penguin documentary John totally got a boner! You could soo see it through his pants! What a freak!"

Tanner- "Dont you know! John is a penguisexual!"

Sarah- "I had no idea!"

Penguisexual by thatonekid53826 January 23, 2014

panguish 

A contraction of "pain" + "anguish"

When Brian slammed his fingers in his car door moments after his girlfriend dumped him, he experienced the ultimate panguish.

panguish by Beth C and Wendy N July 16, 2008

@penguinhat.com 

Very cool user with awesome content. xe is better than ur entire bloodline and no one else compares.

“@penguinhat.com is the funniest tiktoker”
“isn’t she the one who makes funny jojo content DAILY?”
“sure is.”

@penguinhat.com by @69….420 May 26, 2021

Pengyishi

Someone you can trust your life with in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPE. The KINDEST of the kindest human being on Earth. A physician who possesses multiple skills, yoga, qigong, ayurveda, tcm, functional medicine, conventional medicine, naturopathy, you name it, HE HAS IT. Aka a powerful manipulator of herbal medicine. A pengyishi has amazing amazing healing abilities, he often can do things that other doctors can't. Emergency doctor, CALL HIM if you are in desperation for medical help. Someone with extreme patience, you can spam text a Pengyishi 20 times and he will still take you seriously and reply your every message with dedication. Inhumanly kind and has a weird humour, NICEST NICEST NICEST physician who will never break your heart, never make you tear, never make you feel h o p e l e s s. Pengyishi makes his patients feel heard, not hurt. A person full of love and light however, HATES and DETESTS cold to the core.

Patient: "Which Yishi do you recommend?"
Patient 2: "Pengyishi!!!! You MUST see him!!!"
Patient: "Ng Yishi?"
PAtIeNt 2: "PENGyishi."
Patient: "Eng Yishi??"
pAtiEnT 2: "PENGGGGGGyishi!!!!"
Patient: "Feng Yishi???"
PatieNT2: "PPPPEEEEEENGYISHI!!!!!!!!"
Patient: "Ben Yishi?"
Patient: "Nvm. Your kidney deficiency is too serious to be saved. Your hearing is hopeless."

After seeing Pengyishi,
Pengyishi: "How is the medication? I am Pengyishi by the way."
Patient: "Oh hello Pengyshi!"
Patient 2: "You have CURED HIS KIDNEY DEFICIENCY!!! finally."

Pengyishi by icemochi September 3, 2021

penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabber 

an obvious crossbreed of penguins and snails that possess suckers, stingers and spews toxic and kills upon contact. first came into being in the antarctic, now swimming towards mainland to conquer the wrold.

Do not bother to bar your doors, the sea monkeys and Penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabbers spit toxic which will melt the doors on contact.

penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabber by adrian de la cruz August 23, 2010