icemochi's definitions

chun huat

a person who preaches about health but never practise what he preaches. The kind who eats macdonalds when having a viral infection. Bo-chap, happy go lucky. Sometimes fierce, denying the presence of X ray eyes. Handsome and kind-hearted, born to be a healer, gifted with healing abilities.

Friend: "Eh I got fever leh! Should I still have macspicy for lunch?"
Friend 2: "Don't be a chun huat, go drink water."

by icemochi August 26, 2021

Lu Jin Yu

A very very kind hearted, hardworking and ultra nice doctor who heals her patients and everyone around her with her positivity, kind heart and humbleness. Hates aircon, hates ice cream, hates anything that gets in the way of pregnancy. Loves working with medical counterpart to achieve projects and breakthroughs. Have a soft spot for egg tarts. practically no temper at all. If you meet a Jin Yu in your life, you must have accumulated 100 lifetimes of blessings.

Wife: "I'm trying to get pregnant."
Husband: "Go find Lu jin Yu. She will help you."

Friend: "You're so awesome!! You're such a Lu Jin Yu."
Friend2: "Don't mention it. I am just trying my best. You're most welcome. Beware of Han qi."

by icemochi August 26, 2021

jiaven

super ultra kind hearted and independent woman, but has an inner teenage girl who loves pink bubbles and bubbletea, practically a role model across all dynasties, possesses all good virtues that you can possibly think of. Will never hesitate to help you, even if you're a stranger. Innocent but smart, simple and beautiful. A jiaven is someone who gets younger and younger everytime you see her. Embodies the spirit of and lives by Oath of Chinese medicine doctors. Truly an angel.

Her: "Do you know who is Jiaven?"
Him: "Of course! She is SOOOOOOOOOOO niceeeeeee, everyone loves her!"

by icemochi August 27, 2021

Xue Yi

BEST DOCTOR FOR MUSCUSKELETAL DISORDERS AND PAIN. LIFE SAVING AND TRULY A NATIONAL TREASURE. Very very kind hearted, has the best interests for his patients. LOVED by his patients for his 100% willingness in listening to their concerns and his 100% effort put into treating them. Extremely highly skilled. May not be the most smiley doctor, but definitely the doctor who puts his 120% in curing you...sensitive and able to read people. Do not lie to him, he knows EVERYTHING from your physical to your mental and to your character etc, do not attempt to lie to him as he can see straight to you, any attempt in lying will be futile.

Patient: "I have pain here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here."
Patient 2: "Your condition is so serious, you need a Xue Yi."

by icemochi August 27, 2021

Jing Yang

Father of study, aka Xue-ba. An enlightened being who understands the true meaning behind self care is no self care and no self care is self care. You don't understand? Guess you're not a Jing Yang. Very open-minded and receptive.

Girl: "I have a strict morning and night time routine, I wash my face with a mild cleanser for my combination skin type and then apply Vitamin ABCDEK serums! Why is my skin still so shitty while Jing Yang applies NOTHING and has FLAWLESS SKIN. Share your secret, spill the beans."
Jingyang: "All I can say is, my selfcare routine is no selfcare routine."
Girl: "I am so confused."
Friend: "He eats super clean, sleeps early and exercises."
Jingyang: "Thank you. It's just like when you look into the mirror and see that your skin is dirty, you clean your skin, not wipe the mirror, right?"
Girl: "Oh...once a Xue-ba, forever a Xue-ba..."

by icemochi August 27, 2021

Yi Ting

A person who is sensitive and meticulous, super kind-hearted and independent. Loved and highly raved by patients. The Miss Popular Queen. Hundreds of people line up just to see her, even to the extent of waking up at 5am just to get the chance to see her for a few minutes. A girl who is beautiful inside out. However, never get her to speak at your event because her voice is so soothing and comforting that everyone will be so mesmerized, they will fall asleep and dream of light airy waffles. Gifted with healing abilities and a super caring heart filled with love and compassion. If you're born a Yi Ting, be mentally prepared for many people will sing praises about you and you will have a large fan base.

Girl: "Who is the very kind, skilled, sensitive, meticulous, loving, reliable, beautiful, goddess-like woman in the clinic!"
Patient: "That must be Yi Ting. We woke up at 5am to see her."
Patient2: "Yea, sounds like her. She always appears in my dreams."

by icemochi August 27, 2021

Ya Wen

the only doctor that patients LOVE to be scolded by. The more ya wen scolds her patients, the more her patients love her. Only Ya Wen has this authority and unique charm to make her patients fall in love with her. She loves Chocolate croissants, hates room temperature bubbletea, and is against steamboats. Ultra caring. Never afraid to speak her mind. Be careful though, her smile is extremely contagious. Once you see her smile, you will be addicted to it, there is no turning back. Everyone secretly wants to give Ya Wen a hug. But she is clueless about it, she is so innocent and pure like a white angel, but an angel that scolds and gives unlimited love to everyone around her. Super kind-hearted, her heart is GOLDEN IN COLOUR.

Person: "Will MRI harm my body? Can I do MRI?"
Doctor: "No, MRI is harmless. You are fine to do a MRI unless you're a Ya Wen. Ya Wens have gold hearts, which is a metal and hence unable to do MRIs."
Person: "Oh remove my heart then."
Doctor: "... you will die without a heart."

by icemochi August 27, 2021