icemochi's definitions

Thongchai

Best TCM Charitable Organisation in Singapore. Some call it the second NTU. A congregation of the smartest and kindest people. Have the best quality herbs. Second home to many. Patients adore, admire and love everything about this place. Own the largest TCM fanbase in the country. Can also be used to describe someone who is beautiful inside out with many talents and has both high EQ and IQ: heart like an angel, face like dilireba, brain like Einstein, mouth like honey, actions like lightbulbs.

Teacher: "Who do you want to be like when you grow up?"
Innocent kid: "I want to be a Thongchai!"
Teacher: "You mean you want to work at Thongchai?"
Kid: "NO I want to BE a Thongchai."

by icemochi August 29, 2021

Pengyishi

Someone you can trust your life with in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPE. The KINDEST of the kindest human being on Earth. A physician who possesses multiple skills, yoga, qigong, ayurveda, tcm, functional medicine, conventional medicine, naturopathy, you name it, HE HAS IT. Aka a powerful manipulator of herbal medicine. A pengyishi has amazing amazing healing abilities, he often can do things that other doctors can't. Emergency doctor, CALL HIM if you are in desperation for medical help. Someone with extreme patience, you can spam text a Pengyishi 20 times and he will still take you seriously and reply your every message with dedication. Inhumanly kind and has a weird humour, NICEST NICEST NICEST physician who will never break your heart, never make you tear, never make you feel h o p e l e s s. Pengyishi makes his patients feel heard, not hurt. A person full of love and light however, HATES and DETESTS cold to the core.

Patient: "Which Yishi do you recommend?"
Patient 2: "Pengyishi!!!! You MUST see him!!!"
Patient: "Ng Yishi?"
PAtIeNt 2: "PENGyishi."
Patient: "Eng Yishi??"
pAtiEnT 2: "PENGGGGGGyishi!!!!"
Patient: "Feng Yishi???"
PatieNT2: "PPPPEEEEEENGYISHI!!!!!!!!"
Patient: "Ben Yishi?"
Patient: "Nvm. Your kidney deficiency is too serious to be saved. Your hearing is hopeless."

After seeing Pengyishi,
Pengyishi: "How is the medication? I am Pengyishi by the way."
Patient: "Oh hello Pengyshi!"
Patient 2: "You have CURED HIS KIDNEY DEFICIENCY!!! finally."

by icemochi September 3, 2021

Jing Yang

Father of study, aka Xue-ba. An enlightened being who understands the true meaning behind self care is no self care and no self care is self care. You don't understand? Guess you're not a Jing Yang. Very open-minded and receptive.

Girl: "I have a strict morning and night time routine, I wash my face with a mild cleanser for my combination skin type and then apply Vitamin ABCDEK serums! Why is my skin still so shitty while Jing Yang applies NOTHING and has FLAWLESS SKIN. Share your secret, spill the beans."
Jingyang: "All I can say is, my selfcare routine is no selfcare routine."
Girl: "I am so confused."
Friend: "He eats super clean, sleeps early and exercises."
Jingyang: "Thank you. It's just like when you look into the mirror and see that your skin is dirty, you clean your skin, not wipe the mirror, right?"
Girl: "Oh...once a Xue-ba, forever a Xue-ba..."

by icemochi August 27, 2021

Yi Ting

A person who is sensitive and meticulous, super kind-hearted and independent. Loved and highly raved by patients. The Miss Popular Queen. Hundreds of people line up just to see her, even to the extent of waking up at 5am just to get the chance to see her for a few minutes. A girl who is beautiful inside out. However, never get her to speak at your event because her voice is so soothing and comforting that everyone will be so mesmerized, they will fall asleep and dream of light airy waffles. Gifted with healing abilities and a super caring heart filled with love and compassion. If you're born a Yi Ting, be mentally prepared for many people will sing praises about you and you will have a large fan base.

Girl: "Who is the very kind, skilled, sensitive, meticulous, loving, reliable, beautiful, goddess-like woman in the clinic!"
Patient: "That must be Yi Ting. We woke up at 5am to see her."
Patient2: "Yea, sounds like her. She always appears in my dreams."

by icemochi August 27, 2021

chun huat

a person who preaches about health but never practise what he preaches. The kind who eats macdonalds when having a viral infection. Bo-chap, happy go lucky. Sometimes fierce, denying the presence of X ray eyes. Handsome and kind-hearted, born to be a healer, gifted with healing abilities.

Friend: "Eh I got fever leh! Should I still have macspicy for lunch?"
Friend 2: "Don't be a chun huat, go drink water."

by icemochi August 26, 2021

Lu Jin Yu

A very very kind hearted, hardworking and ultra nice doctor who heals her patients and everyone around her with her positivity, kind heart and humbleness. Hates aircon, hates ice cream, hates anything that gets in the way of pregnancy. Loves working with medical counterpart to achieve projects and breakthroughs. Have a soft spot for egg tarts. practically no temper at all. If you meet a Jin Yu in your life, you must have accumulated 100 lifetimes of blessings.

Wife: "I'm trying to get pregnant."
Husband: "Go find Lu jin Yu. She will help you."

Friend: "You're so awesome!! You're such a Lu Jin Yu."
Friend2: "Don't mention it. I am just trying my best. You're most welcome. Beware of Han qi."

by icemochi August 26, 2021

Tan Kim Seng

The grandfather of all young patients. Literally the kindest, most genuine and caring grandfathery doctor. Has a heart of gold. Worries alot for his patients. Second parent to many as he gives back lives to many many people. Doesn't talk, but when he does, it is very heart warming. Highly skilled professional but extremely low profile and not sociable. Best acupuncturist in Thongchai. The upgraded version of Tan Quanming. Has the most awkward yet cutest wave, normal people wave left to right a few times to say hi or bye, he only wave once to one direction.

Teacher: "Name someone who has humility, brains, skills and a golden heart."
Student: "Tan Kim Seng."

by icemochi August 29, 2021