A keeper defends the three rings in a game of Quiddich. They have to block the Quaffle from entering any of the three rings.
And all he has to do as a Keeper is to make sure that the quaffle doesn't get in. Then we'll win for sure!
by lovehp. May 24, 2010
AI Matchmaking site that will find you a husband/wife for $250,000 or boyfriend/girlfriend for $10,000. Guaranteed to satisfy 100% of your preferences for a partner.
"Yo Derek, where'd you meet that 5'7" Catholic who likes bone broth and wants 3 kids?"
"We met on Keeper. I told them I only want to meet bone broth Catholics."
"We met on Keeper. I told them I only want to meet bone broth Catholics."
by HoraceVanDerZwaag January 31, 2023
When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory
by Duke Mc Fister November 11, 2019
Noun - A girl who is willing to do everything she can to satisfy your needs without compromising herself
Lad "Trying to settle a debate here, guys i work with think no girl is up for anal. What are your thoughts?
Girl "Deffo a yes from me, was so against it. Went in for it and, Yes!!
Lad "Keeper! Uhhh, You busy later?"
Girl "Deffo a yes from me, was so against it. Went in for it and, Yes!!
Lad "Keeper! Uhhh, You busy later?"
by Monkey_Bwoy October 23, 2014
by joey gladdus August 06, 2011
by drlove6969 March 20, 2015
A Keeper is a person who is the best 2vs2 pilot in X-Wing vs. TIE-Fighter and X-Wing Alliance. More over, he stays up late because he is bored and fills out dumb stuff like this. Luckily, he actually lives a normal college life on the weekends. Keeper more over, challenges people to play him in previously stated LucasArts titles at www.zone.com.
by Jonathen Dough April 14, 2004