peesturbate 

The act of peeing on one's self before or during masturbation.

(Also peesturbating, peesturbation, etc.)

Mmm, I had a hardcore peesturbating session last night!

I heard Dylan likes to peesturbate every few hours.

peesturbate by Xapphire January 26, 2007

Peesturbate 

To masturbate while peeing

Tommy- When I went to the go to the bathroom I peesturbated bruh!

Peesturbate by dickleberries December 31, 2014

Peeturbate 

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.

"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."

Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011

posturbate 

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

presturbation 

Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.

The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com

Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.

Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?

Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.

presturbation by That name is already taken September 2, 2011

pikesturbate 

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.

Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!

pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pikesturbate 

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.

'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'

pikesturbate by shortys bitch December 12, 2009