pensturbate

The annoying, incessant clicking of a pen that grates on your nerves.
My coworker continues to pensturbate his clicky pen, annoying the rest of us.
by Questor69 September 07, 2014
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pensturbation

an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,

and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.

A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens
by dildo777 February 22, 2023
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