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pantsurbate

1.the act of masturbating through the pants.
2.the act of masturbating through the pants pocket.

*Both can be done in public without notice*
1.steve-I feel pleasure when i masturbate through my pants.

2.bob-dont you mean pantsurbate, the act of masturbating through the pants!
pantsurbate by bradster wulfy August 25, 2008

Peeturbate 

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011

posturbate 

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.
Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.
posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

pensturbation 

an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,

and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.

A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens
pensturbation by dildo777 February 22, 2023

pissturbate 

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.
I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.
pissturbate by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

posturbate 

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.
You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.
posturbate by jigganut January 2, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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