peesturbating 

When a woman inserts her phalanges into her vagina while at the same time peeing.

Emily enjoys peesturbating in public toilets often.

peesturbating by TenCentTacos December 19, 2015

Poosturbating 

To masturbate while pooping, simple right?

Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.

Poosturbating by Cheatachu April 2, 2008

pasturbating 

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014

Prasturbating 

Verb 1. An act shared among every serious musician, yet is rarely talked about. You have nothing to do for a few hours. So you spend this time practicing your instrument and masturbating

I spent the entire day prasturbating. Nothing like Bach and Blowjob porn.

Prasturbating by usernamedeleted February 22, 2011

Pregsturbating 

The act of a pregnant woman masturbating because her significant other is afraid to have sex.

Sean was awoken at 2AM by his very pregnant wife pregsturbating.

Pregsturbating by MRK85 July 22, 2020

pansturbating 

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.

"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."

pansturbating by Egg Pail February 17, 2024