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Poosturbating 

To masturbate while pooping, simple right?
Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.
Poosturbating by Cheatachu April 2, 2008

pasturbating 

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.
1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014

Prasturbating 

Verb 1. An act shared among every serious musician, yet is rarely talked about. You have nothing to do for a few hours. So you spend this time practicing your instrument and masturbating
I spent the entire day prasturbating. Nothing like Bach and Blowjob porn.
Prasturbating by usernamedeleted February 22, 2011

Pregsturbating 

The act of a pregnant woman masturbating because her significant other is afraid to have sex.
Sean was awoken at 2AM by his very pregnant wife pregsturbating.
Pregsturbating by MRK85 July 22, 2020

pansturbating 

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.
"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."
pansturbating by Egg Pail February 17, 2024
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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