popesterbate
popesterbate by furtivespy February 23, 2014
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poosterbate
The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014
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poopsterbate
To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.
I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.
Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.
"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.
Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.
"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.
poopsterbate by ShawnB April 30, 2005
pokesturbate
The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.
"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"
"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"
"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"
pokesturbate by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007
Peesterbate
When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.
I accidently peesterbated last night.
Peesterbate by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010
posterbate
posterbate by lauracs June 13, 2008
do you like to poopsterbate bby?
Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.
do you like to poopsterbate bby? by TheStanners April 18, 2014
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A)
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B)
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