by furtivespy February 23, 2014
Get the popesterbate mug.The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014
Get the poosterbate mug.To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.
I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.
Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.
"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.
Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.
"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.
by ShawnB April 30, 2005
Get the poopsterbate mug.The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.
"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"
"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"
"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"
by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007
Get the pokesturbate mug.When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.
I accidently peesterbated last night.
by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010
Get the Peesterbate mug.by lauracs June 13, 2008
Get the posterbate mug.Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.
by TheStanners April 18, 2014
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