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Pedo peter 

Hey pedo peter used to watch his daughter shower
Pedo peter by Trollfuck April 5, 2023

Pedo Peter 

American politician who is the 46th president of the United States. A member of the Democratic Party, he previously served as the 47th vice president from 2009 to 2017 under Barack Obama and represented Delaware in the United States Senate from 1973 to 2009.
Pedo Peter is best pedologist around !
Pedo Peter by Sneed88 July 13, 2022
pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you
oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here
pedometer by lschi1 March 31, 2015
A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.
"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."
pedometer by va1erio December 14, 2008
Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.
To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.
Pedometer by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010
Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.
My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.
Pedometer by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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