Pedo-stash 

A pencil like mustache that would be befitting a pedophile

Dude see that guy over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash, we should call the police.

Pedo-stash by dragonneus July 10, 2015

pedo-stash 

A word used to describe a small moustache that would be befitting of a paedophile. Commonly used in English secondary schools to describe pubecent boys' dodgy unshaved moustaches.

Girl 1 "look at Josh and his little pedo-stash"

Girl 2 "eurgh, just pick up a razor it's not hard"

pedo-stash by bigtiddysucker September 30, 2023

Pedo-Stash 

A pencil-like mustache that would be befitting a pedophile

Dude see Cien over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash we should call the police.

Pedo-Stash by Cienispedophile January 20, 2021

pedo stash 

When a man’s moustache looks makes them look like a pedo

Bob: Bruv you need to get rid of the pedo stash
John: Mate my shaver is broken i’ll get a new one next week

pedo stash by lukeeey January 22, 2025

pedostache 

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...

pedostache by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

pedostache 

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."

pedostache by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006

pedostache 

A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.

Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes

pedostache by corvokenway December 13, 2015