Paxtina

Trying to milk a tittie while jerking off to your mom

The man was Paxtina.

by And f d March 7, 2026

shelter patina

the dirty look that homeless people acquire over time, generally a mix of urine, spilled beer, shelter soup, general filth, and who knows what else.

Have you been working on your tan or did you pick up a shelter patina during Lollapalooza?! It takes time and a genuine devotion to develop a true shelter patina. You can't fake the shelter patina.

by blourtney13 August 3, 2010

Piss patina

The fine rust located on bathroom urinals. A result of the semi-acidic nature of urine and poor aim. Common in run down gas or service stations.

"Man that was a nasty piss patina at Quick Trip."

by SaintSAW December 27, 2009

Paxinated

When a teacher takes you to their office and rapes you

Timmy got paxinated yesterday

by Jimothan May 7, 2019

patina

The term that antique appraisers and collectors use to describe wordrust/word or age on an old object to try to increase its value.

"My 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham has a very nice patina on it."
"No! Don't buff out the patina on my Grandma's chastity belt you idiot!"

by meetoo September 6, 2003

patinaed

When one experiences a pressure build up in a glass tube when making BHO causing the contents to spray all over one's face and body. The green flour like effect resembles a patina.

Damn it I've been patinaed!!! How will I make my BHO and why does everything smell green??

by WESTmanBHO July 31, 2011

The Paxinator

It is a legend that makes the hardest of roadmen shudder. The legend goes that a bald creature walks the halls of schools often a tall man. He is the biggest nonce you will ever meet! Beware your holes will be resized if you paths meet... It prefers girls but anything goes...

Hard lad Josh : " Oi bruv, wuts up wit u?"
Big Man Adam : "Man just saw The Paxinator ye get me m9?"
Hard lad Josh : "Oi, sheeeeeez. U good?"
Big Man Adam : "Yeah was about to get Paxinated"

by HardGopIvan May 16, 2019