Paxtina

Trying to milk a tittie while jerking off to your mom

The man was Paxtina.

Paxtina by And f d March 7, 2026

shelter patina 

the dirty look that homeless people acquire over time, generally a mix of urine, spilled beer, shelter soup, general filth, and who knows what else.

Have you been working on your tan or did you pick up a shelter patina during Lollapalooza?! It takes time and a genuine devotion to develop a true shelter patina. You can't fake the shelter patina.

shelter patina by blourtney13 August 3, 2010

Piss patina

The fine rust located on bathroom urinals. A result of the semi-acidic nature of urine and poor aim. Common in run down gas or service stations.

"Man that was a nasty piss patina at Quick Trip."

Piss patina by SaintSAW December 27, 2009

Paxinated 

When a teacher takes you to their office and rapes you

Timmy got paxinated yesterday

Paxinated by Jimothan May 7, 2019

patina

The term that antique appraisers and collectors use to describe wordrust/word or age on an old object to try to increase its value.

"My 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham has a very nice patina on it."
"No! Don't buff out the patina on my Grandma's chastity belt you idiot!"

patina by meetoo September 6, 2003

patinaed 

When one experiences a pressure build up in a glass tube when making BHO causing the contents to spray all over one's face and body. The green flour like effect resembles a patina.

Damn it I've been patinaed!!! How will I make my BHO and why does everything smell green??

patinaed by WESTmanBHO July 31, 2011

The Paxinator 

It is a legend that makes the hardest of roadmen shudder. The legend goes that a bald creature walks the halls of schools often a tall man. He is the biggest nonce you will ever meet! Beware your holes will be resized if you paths meet... It prefers girls but anything goes...

Hard lad Josh : " Oi bruv, wuts up wit u?"
Big Man Adam : "Man just saw The Paxinator ye get me m9?"
Hard lad Josh : "Oi, sheeeeeez. U good?"
Big Man Adam : "Yeah was about to get Paxinated"

The Paxinator by HardGopIvan May 16, 2019