Patinasexual

This first came to light on a Yahoo answers page entitled "What do you call people that are sexually attracted to pans?"

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.

See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body

See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer

I didn't realize Jim was a Patinasexual until I saw him fucking my moms good china plates.

I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.

Patinasexual by Mike, the down stairs neighbor June 17, 2016

Panasexual 

When a person likes all genders. Basically "Gender Blind".
I.e.: Men, Women, Transgenders, Third Genders.

You like men and women, so you're bi?
No, I'm Gender Blind; So i'm panasexual.

Panasexual by Mari33 March 29, 2011

Painsexual 

Painsexual means when you are in love with that weird ass villain in naruto.

Brother: Bro, why the fuck are u humping that body pillow for?!
Me: it has a picture of pain the villain from naruto. You see I am painsexual.

Painsexual by PainIsSEXY November 26, 2020

Panasexual 

Sexual attraction to all genders (Male,female,third gender) Transgender does not collide with this because transgenders are just female or male, not in between something

I'm panasexual, I don't care which gender my partner would belongs to.

Panasexual by Fernando11 January 19, 2016

Painsexual 

One who engages in sexual activity with bread or bread like substances in France. See Also Pansexual.

Chris: What the heck are you doing to my baguette?

Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.

Painsexual by Billy Hornet April 19, 2009

Patátasexual 

Noun. Patata(rymes with atlanta) sexual. Opposites homosexual, heterosexual.

Attractiveness to potatoes or ones self.
Love for your own butt.

"Dude you see that girl feeling herself?"
'I bet she's patátasexual.'

If you like the way you look that much... you are probably patátasexual. See love yourself

Patátasexual by Smhhhhhbihhh April 28, 2016

Putinsexual 

A Russophile using Vladimir Putin's name as sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.

Person 1: I'm Putinsexual
Person 2: U okay bro?

Putinsexual by SniperGun July 29, 2022