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Pastinating

The dreaded third stage of dragging your heels when there is a task at hand.
It starts with precrastinating. That is when you haven't even started thinking about the task at hand.
Procrastinating is when you are fully aware you need to get going, but you don't want to.
Pastinating is when you actually cross the zero hour threshold, and you really don't give a damn. It always presents itself with copping and attitude and zero patience for the world at large. It is usually followed by going back to bed for the rest of the day.
I was pastinating for an hour after work was supposed to start.
The boss calls and asks where I am. I tell him, "Don't worry about it. It's my job and I will do what I want with it; right now I don't want nothing to do with it. See you tomorrow."
Pastinating by EagleKeeper390 January 14, 2025
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Palinating 

Palinating- Throwing around buzzwords without actually having anything to substantiate you positions.
Don't listen to a word I said to him about the Emancipation Proclamation. I was just Palinating since I really didn't know anything about the Civil War.
Palinating by MOBNLA December 8, 2010

Plasticating

George was plasticating his auto parts for shipment overseas
Plasticating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

palinating 

1.Hating with vigor, 2. exfoliating your enemies from your brain
Rush Limbaugh has amassed a fortune by palinating Democrats.
palinating by WakeUpAmerica September 24, 2010

Passionating 

A very snazzy word used to describe something one may feel strong emotions for.
that sculpture is very passionating, my work is very passionating
Passionating by theogkushman September 12, 2021

Fastinating 

Anything to do with fasting which is mind blowing. Information, successes, products that aid benefits of fasting, etc.
Fastinating! I just found this product which boosts the benefits of fasting!

I just finished 3 days of fasting and the results are fastinating!
Fastinating by Bee Sixx March 30, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026