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leet custom painted
When something is so completely and utterly retarded.
Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."
Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."
This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash
leet custom painted by l0vemetal January 14, 2008
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Paxinated • Palinated • Parinated • paxilated • Waxinated • painted • Palinate • painted lady • painted whore • maxinated
legs painted on
When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.
I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.
Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.
I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.
Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.
I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.
legs painted on by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008
In-cat-pacitated
In-cat-pacitated by Nehpets56 January 30, 2018
Painted Willy
Painted Willy by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004
painted lady
painted lady by cmanns May 3, 2008
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