A Pattina refers to a hairy vagina that is frequently unserviceable due to a variety of hygiene related issues. A useless twat.
"Hey bro, what happened between you and that girl you were seeing?"
"It just wasn't working out, she was a lazy pattina."
"It just wasn't working out, she was a lazy pattina."
by Kitty Bang June 02, 2020