pattina

A Pattina refers to a hairy vagina that is frequently unserviceable due to a variety of hygiene related issues. A useless twat.

"Hey bro, what happened between you and that girl you were seeing?"
"It just wasn't working out, she was a lazy pattina."

pattina by Kitty Bang June 2, 2020

Robert Pattinson

Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David Michôd and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years

Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians

⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)

Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)

Pre-production

⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon

Robert Pattinson is so fucking hot and so fucking talented

Robert Pattinson by NewYorkHotdog July 23, 2019

Robert Pattinson

the absolute love of my life.

boy: hey wanna go on a date?

girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson by haha lol xd November 2, 2020

shelter patina 

the dirty look that homeless people acquire over time, generally a mix of urine, spilled beer, shelter soup, general filth, and who knows what else.

Have you been working on your tan or did you pick up a shelter patina during Lollapalooza?! It takes time and a genuine devotion to develop a true shelter patina. You can't fake the shelter patina.

shelter patina by blourtney13 August 3, 2010

Piss patina

The fine rust located on bathroom urinals. A result of the semi-acidic nature of urine and poor aim. Common in run down gas or service stations.

"Man that was a nasty piss patina at Quick Trip."

Piss patina by SaintSAW December 27, 2009

Patting Your Horse 

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

Patting Your Horse by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

Patrina 

A magical beauty, to hot to handle at times, however is very loyal to family and friends. Patrina's are sexy and seductive,very much drawn to the occult, all things magical, most Patrina's are Scorpio's.
The name Patrina is very old Scotish gailic dating back before King Arthur's time.

Patrina was spelled slightly different in the days of yore
it was also the name of a river running thru and around the Scotish Ilesbefore it was called Scotland, it is believed that Merlin himself used the water from that river for magic spells, most of those spells were used for love and seduction

Patrina by bugamom February 5, 2010