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Pateel is a very beutiful,kind,caring,lovable,adorable,sexy,outgoing,energized,happy,funny girl who can get a guy falling for them in seconds. She tries her hardest even though they might not always be sufficient. She doesn’t fall for guys unless they rly charm her. She’s not easy to get but once u do u would have a lifetime full of happiness and laughter. She’s very joyful and full of surprises. Better keep her close because she can make ur life 100x better
Amanda:damn I wish Pateel was my friend even though she’s nice I’m scared to talk to her
Nicole:she gets all the guys but she’s so pretty I can see whyyy
Pateel by donttt! December 11, 2019
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Pudoo Patel

Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.
'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013
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Patelogical Liar 

The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.
Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.

Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.

patelsoticisi 

a disease that causes ur face to look like it’s melting, ur eyes hurt etc.
did u hear that zainab has patelsoticisi
patelsoticisi by zainabshouldsmd January 25, 2022
The surname is popular and denotes a particular landowning status. Traditionally the surname is a status name referring to the village chieftains during medieval times, and was later retained as successive generations stemmed out into communities of landowners.

Bluntness in speech, an unconcern about dress and appearance, a sense of equality within the fold, and a sense of superiority towards non-Patidars, a self-image of tough independent men, naturally given to ruling over others, mark the Patidar character.

"Patidar" literally means a "landowner". Leuva Patels not only outnumber the Kadva Patels (the descendants of Kush), but are also economically stronger with bigger landholdings. Gujarat has over 6,100 industrial units that have a turnover of more than Rs 10 crore. Of these, nearly 1,700 belong to Patels - well over 25 per cent, says Vansjaliya. Amongst the traditional non-mercantile communities, this would be the highest representation. In contrast, Jains own 720 of these and Brahmins only 320. About 40 per cent of the Patidars are businessmen, industrialists and entrepreneurs; 30 per cent fall in the middle-class; 21 per cent are well-to-do farmers; and the remaining 9 per cent are poor, marginal farmers, according to local social scientists and economists. Their success abroad is the stuff of legends: in Africa, Europe as well as the United States.
Nigel: British Raj first recognised them as separate caste in 1931. Patels are influential in 70-80 constituencies.
Spencer: Priti Patel is Gujarati Patel by caste.
Patel by Gujju Leva Patidar July 7, 2021

priti patel 

The duplicitous use of a private holiday as a cover behind which a senior politician can meet with like-minded senior politicians, and their rich friends, in another country, without the tedious and irritating requirement to inform one's own government and take those pesky civil servants along to take notes.
Hey Minister did you have a great Priti Patel , in Israel, last August?

Baron Polack feverishly searched the flight and hotel booking sites as he planned his next Priti Patel to Tel Aviv.

BOMI PATEL

Husky, brown, ludoo, and full of nuckrah, this man will always be remembered. He is a legend in the Zoroastrian Association of Houston's Youth Group and made a life-changing impact on the few, lucky soles who saw his churbas and listened to his nuckrah.
He knew how to make us laugh, even when he was being as serious as one could be. With videos made by his fans, Bomi Patel has proven to be a natural born comedian, and source of inspiration. Thank you Bomi. Thank you.
"There will be TREE buses."
"Ve vill press charges if the flag is not returned!"
"Vut is all this nuckrah about?"
"Stop the music! Time for some ni-ni."

-BOMI PATEL
BOMI PATEL by Popaat Lover July 6, 2009
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