Paetel 

A person who is extremely intelligent, bordering on omniscient and devastatingly attractive. Paetels typically posses extreme prowess in the fine arts of ass kicking, trash talking, table tennis, and knife throwing.

Chuck Norris is such a Paetel.

Paetel by Dr. Chachi May 27, 2011

Pudoo Patel

Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.

'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron

Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013

Patelogical Liar 

The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.

Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.

Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.

Patelogical Liar by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014

PROMAC&PASTEL 

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL

I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL

PROMAC&PASTEL by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 6, 2011

pastelpantaphilia 

(n) pastel rainbow pants; a highly contagious disease that has spread through the K-Pop community with devastating effects, such as the before and after Lucifer dances by SHINee and Infinite's music videos.

I really wanted to perform Lucifer by SHINee but then SHINee caught pastelpantaphilia and I don't want it to spread.

I really hope Infinite burns their pink and baby blue pants to stop the spread of pastelpantaphilia.

Friend: Wow, that band looks so cheesy! Look at those awful pastel pants!
KPop fan: They used to be cool, before they caught pastelpantaphilia.

pastelpantaphilia by Yoona Choi November 28, 2011

Pastel Gamer 

A gamer who likes pastel aesthetics usually has a pastel setup and surrounds themselves with the pastel theme. Their theme could be all the pastel colors or just a specific color or two but it is usually just very light colors. They are usually into soft cute things but can be found playing any game.

There are a lot of cute pastel gamers nowadays.
My friend is a pastel gamer. She has a lot of plushies and plays animal crossing.

Pastel Gamer by Melodymews January 26, 2022

patelsoticisi 

a disease that causes ur face to look like it’s melting, ur eyes hurt etc.

did u hear that zainab has patelsoticisi

patelsoticisi by zainabshouldsmd January 25, 2022