Parfaits

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The most delicious thing on the whole damn planet! And they have layers! Have you ever talked to someone and they were all like "yo you want some parfaits" and they were like "hell no i don't want no parfaits."

parfaits are delicious

Guy1: Wanna get some parfaits?
Guy2: YES

Parfaits by DannyTrash November 3, 2016

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5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.

Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.

5th Alarm Parfait by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016

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Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.

Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.

Polish Parfait by nyjets63 March 4, 2009

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parfait cookie

the best cookie in cookie run, confirmed by devsisters

X: did you see the new cookie run character parfait cookie?
Y: yes! devsisters said shes the best chara

parfait cookie by keqings bf real August 17, 2021

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Panty Parfait

That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.

I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.

Panty Parfait by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

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Puddin' Parfait

When you're fucking a girl from behind and pull out, only to notice you've got a Little Bit of Cosby on your dick

Dude last night Julie let me try anal and we made Puddin' Parfait

Puddin' Parfait by Hero_ofthenight March 6, 2018

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Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.

Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."

Poop Noodle Parfait by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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